It’s very dull at the beginning.
I said “I was just trying to make a point”.
When they see the pencil they tell me I make a good point.
I lost the point
What's the point?
I just don’t see the point in it.
There's just no point.
The eraser replied "you have a point."
-As told to me by seven-year-old Gibson M. L.
...when I asked him why he said because of his age he didn't really see the point.
One gets incarcerated, the other is in-car-serrated
You're pointless.
And start calling them “pencil shorteners”. We’ll see how long my family can take it
It was full of useful pointers.
I don’t see the point.
So you always get the point!
Can you imagine all of the shavings?
Pointless
Forget about it....it's pointless!
The lumberjack responded, “And you will dialogue.”
My 4y/o is watching a cartoon whereby there are some asteroids and meteors & says, “Oh my goodness gracious! Daddy! A meteor shower!!”
To which I responded, “Meatier than what? Campbell’s Chunky Soup?”
There's no point.
I got some great shavings.
He is very whet-y.
I really need to hone them.
Pennsylvania
...and my wife asked, "hows your knife sharpening going?"
"I think I made my point," I replied.
Dad: What do you need it for, Hungry?
Hungry holds up a broken pencil
Dad: Well, I don't see the point.
[Mom, dad, SO, I eating Chinese food before Billy Joel concert]
[Finishing up, dad notices bunch of fortune cookies left in the box to be thrown out]
Dad: "You gonna throw all these away?"
Mom: "...are you gonna eat all of them?"
Me: "No reason to throw them out, they're worth a fortune.........."
.......It sounded much better before I typed it all out, I hope it comes across as good as it did that night.
A lot of people thought it was great, but I didn't see the point.
As the title says, I need a pun that involves two unlikely friends. Knives and Charity/donations.
Any help would be appreciated!
Knife to be here in this community
When he got home I asked him what he thought of the session. He says "the material was incredibly dull, and there was no point in the end."
Because they're stationary.
Because Disney made Frozen about Elsa and then they thought, "We need mo' Anna."
Edit: Just a Dad on here trying to sharpen his punchlines.
