To get over my divorce, I keep telling myself 25 letters of the alphabet
Avoiding the X helps a lot
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Why did only one letter of the alphabet get a Christmas present?
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︎ Dec 25 2020
A man recently ran up to me announcing that he was a primary color, then instructed me to perform a modern dance trend on the fourth letter of the alphabet and food coloring.
He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
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︎ Jan 14 2021
If you see the second letter of the alphabet
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
All the letters of the alphabet walk into a bar. Why does only one of them get a drink?
Because the bartender keeps saying, βCan I get U anything?β
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︎ Dec 19 2020
What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?
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︎ Aug 15 2020
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the English Alphabet
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︎ Oct 19 2020
What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Wanna hear a joke about the eleventh letter of the alphabet ?
No? K.
(If they ask why, just say no, thatβs a different joke)
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︎ Sep 29 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
Donβt really know Y :/ (first post here)
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︎ Jul 14 2020
My daughter's teacher gave her a project to write the English alphabet on slips of paper. Unfortunately 25 letter slips got wrinkled on her way to school.
But atleast she has a smoothie
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Growing up I was only taught 25 letters of the alphabet..
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︎ Sep 23 2020
My son told me that heβs afraid of the 25th letter of the alphabet
I asked him why but he just kept screaming
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︎ Jun 03 2020
What be a pirateβs favorite letter of the alphabet?
(You answer Arrrrr)
Dad punchline: No matey, it be the Seaaaaaa.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Whatβs the 9 letters of the pirate alphabet? (CORNY ALERT)
R, I, and the seven cβs
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︎ May 04 2019
Why is the letter "C" afraid of the rest of the alphabet?
Because all the other letters are Not-Cs
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︎ Sep 23 2018
Of the 26 letters of the English alphabet, which one is the Beatles' favorite?
Letter B
Letter B
Letter B
Yeah
Letter B
Speaking words of wisdom
Letter B
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︎ Jun 20 2020
All letters of the alphabet except for c have been declared hate symbols by the anti defamation league. Why?
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Dad never let me learn about the 25th letter of the Alphabet.
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︎ Jan 24 2020
I'm coming up with knot designs shaped like letters of the Alphabet.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Thereβs been rumours that all the letters of the alphabet have been stolen apart from the 1st, 15th and 11th...
...But donβt worry! Everything is gonna be A-O-K.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
My friend: I canβt remember what the 21st letter of the alphabet is
Me: that sounds like a U problem
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︎ Feb 23 2020
I heard that one of the letters of the alphabet ran away last night.
"But why?"
He's fine, I on the other hand...
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︎ Feb 10 2020
Stop looking at Reddit and get a piece of paper and write the second last letter of the alphabet.
If you do it you'll see why.
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︎ Mar 06 2019
What's Hitler's favorite letter of the alphabet?
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︎ Jun 28 2019
What is the kinkiest letter of the alphabet?
I don't know, but it's not E
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︎ Jul 15 2019
What letter of the alphabet is banned during the Christmas Season?
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︎ Dec 14 2019
Who are the two friendliest letters of the alphabet?
"H" and "I" - who are always there together to greet you!
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︎ Jun 20 2019
Itβs only possible to be friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
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︎ Oct 12 2019
I'm only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I know all 25 letters of the alphabet....
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Iβm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Im good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet !
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︎ Jul 19 2020
Iβm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet
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︎ Apr 10 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
I can never understand y.
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Iβm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
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︎ Dec 28 2019
Iβm a real social guy, Iβm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...
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︎ Feb 16 2020
Iβm friendly with only 25 of the letters in the alphabet.
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︎ Apr 05 2019
I'm best friend's with 25 letters of the alphabet
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︎ May 12 2019
I know 25 letters of the alphabet..
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︎ Aug 13 2019
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet
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︎ Mar 28 2019
Iβm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
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︎ Aug 28 2019
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet
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︎ May 23 2019
I know 25 letters of the the alphabet
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︎ Sep 28 2019
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