If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Whatβs the coolest letter?
βBβ cause itβs surrounded by A/C.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding...
She got mad and said she's never playing scrabble with me again
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︎ Sep 02 2020
I had a friend who got paid by the letter to write a phonics manual
To make a little extra cash he wrote a rhotic r on the side
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Whatβs the pirateβs favorite letter?
You may think itβs ARGHH but itβs the Sea that he likes.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Why couldn't the letter be delivered?
It was written on stationary paper.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
I love snails so I painted the letter S all over my car
Now whenever I'm out driving, people point to my car and say: "Look at that S car go."
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︎ Nov 14 2020
When I write down the alphabet I never get past the letter "I"
I guess that's where I draw the line.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
If you rearrange the letters in post office
Your boss gets really mad.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the English Alphabet
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︎ Oct 19 2020
What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?
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︎ Aug 15 2020
What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
I wrote 7 letters to the Governor yesterday.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
What is the worst part about being a letter carrier in the middle ages?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
What grade is the letter J in?
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Wanna hear a joke about the eleventh letter of the alphabet ?
No? K.
(If they ask why, just say no, thatβs a different joke)
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Why is the letter T like an island?
Because they are both in the middle of waTer
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︎ Oct 21 2020
What do you get if you rearrange the letters of βPostmenβ?
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Once I was so dehydrated, I couldnβt even remember all the letters in the English alphabet.
I went ABCDEFG and then PQRSTUVWXYZ. I was missing H to O.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
My daughter's teacher gave her a project to write the English alphabet on slips of paper. Unfortunately 25 letter slips got wrinkled on her way to school.
But atleast she has a smoothie
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Why is the letter G scary?
It turns a Host into a Ghost
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︎ Oct 07 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
Donβt really know Y :/ (first post here)
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︎ Jul 14 2020
My wife found I was cheating when she saw the letters I was hiding
After that she refuses to play Scrabble with me ever again
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Am I the only one who has to spell out the alphabet to find where a letter is
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Growing up I was only taught 25 letters of the alphabet..
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What is the strongest letter in the alphabet?
"P" because even Superman can't hold it forever!!!
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Why did the letter C think letter A and B were racist ?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
My twin preschool boys were playing with foam letters in the bathtub.
One happened to put the letter T into a toy stacking cup I was holding. I tried to give it to him but he didn't want it.
So I turned to my other son and said, "Hmm, guess it's not his cup of T".
Neither 3yo got it so I had to tell someone.
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︎ Jun 10 2020
What do you call a subreddit exclusively for the letter Q?
A Q-mmunity.
I see the exit door.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Why was the mummy writing a letter to the poltergeist?
Because it had received a ghost card
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Dad: Whatβs the first letter in βyellowβ?
Kid: Y.
Dad: Because I want to know.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
Did you hear the nursery rhyme where one letter gets laid then leaves the other letter?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
We were moving some boxes to my son's car, when he dropped a Scrabble game and the letters scattered everywhere. So I asked him...
"What's the word on the street?!"
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︎ Aug 16 2020
An open letter to the mods of r/dadjokes:
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︎ Jan 08 2020
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were not-E.
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︎ Dec 24 2019
My son told me that heβs afraid of the 25th letter of the alphabet
I asked him why but he just kept screaming
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︎ Jun 03 2020
What chemical element is symbolized by the letters Ah?
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︎ May 07 2020
If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
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︎ Aug 22 2020
What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
I'm only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I know all 25 letters of the alphabet....
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Iβm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
At first the alphabet only had 25 letters.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
In the beginning , alphabet had only 25 letters .
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Did you know if you rearrange all the letters in the Post Office
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︎ May 01 2020
My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding
After that she refuses to play Scrabble with me.
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︎ May 24 2020
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