We should have known this year was gonna suck. We were never gonna end the year as winners. The writing was on the wall. At the end of the year, we should have known we'd be facing the truth-

2021

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krigito
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I'm writing a book on hurricanes and tornadoes

It's only a draft at the moment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I saw a wooden post with writing on it today.

Must be a sign.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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A psychologist is writing a paper on the ramifications of the unsocial attitude of the average person:

What does the mean mean mean?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Make_it_perfect
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I’ve been writing a book on weight loss.

I hope it will appeal to a wide audience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Hi, I'm Poseidon. Just had to share this. I'm so proud of my boy. He's already working on his Christmas cards for this year, and I walked by and noticed what he was writing in each one.

Sea son's greetings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danielaurence
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I just finished writing a book on penguins

Now that I think about it, it would’ve been easier if I just wrote in on paper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/L3broncos
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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What do you guys think about writing on paper?

Because I think it's pretty tearable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Convair_
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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My first attempt at writing a dad joke. Please take it easy on me.

A dad joke.

How did I do?

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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I’m writing a musical work based on Timon and Pumbaa from the Lion King. I’m calling it the Hakuna Cantata.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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I am writing a drama on puns.

It's going to be a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doktorstrange7
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Writing a paper on whether the Categorical Imperative and Rule Utilitarianism are functionally different and which offers a better understanding of morality...

...and right now, I literally Kant even.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Someone stuck a writing utensil on my chair

It was really a pen in my ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dasamont
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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If you do your writing on an Apple device...

...you end up writing MacBook Prose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaniak
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Writing on someone's cast is the perfect time to add insult to injury reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/saggingrufus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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I told my English teacher I planned on writing my onomatopoeia assignment on the word fap

He told me I was to discuss ting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbace715
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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I asked my dad if he'd give me some feedback on the newest song I was writing.

He took the guitar from my hands, leaned it on the front of my amp and left the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimmoTargaryen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2016
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Writing on the bathroom stall...

Here I sit broken-hearted. Came to poop but only farted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2076baseballbat
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2017
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In public school, we used to tell jokes during lessons by writing them on paper airplanes and flying them toward each other.

They usually went over our heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridgeheadprod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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Just noticed I've been on Reddit for 5 years but writing a dad joke for the occasion was really easy.

It was a piece of cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edhere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2017
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I just finished writing my thesis on Mexican philanthropists

It's a good essay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RadToTheBone86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2016
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Did you hear Stephen Hawking is writing a new book on the 4th dimension?

It's about time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oddly_Specific
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2016
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Dad on writing music

talking about a music assignment I had this past semester when I came home for winter break. I told my dad I had to arrange a piece of music for class.

He asked me if it was a group project. I told him no, I was the only one who worked on it.

"So that makes you the lone arranger?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cubelord
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2013
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Buick definitely has some Dads on their writing staff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hmxdgQB4h4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squibulch
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2013
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I need help writing airplane puns for a message on a dating site.

So the person's profile only talks about airplanes. I wanted to send a message totally jammed packed with airplane puns but I don't have that many. It's probably a fake profile but I still think it would be fun.

Here's what I have so far. Hey Girl. Most of the girls on this website are so 'plane' but you're the exception. I have a 'terminal' illness and hope to meet my copilot before I go. Just kidding. My health is 'A oK47'. I was just 'play'n' around. Just to let you know I have some baggage from some 'turbulence' in a previous relationship but Shirley I can get past it. My previous relationship taught me that two wrongs don't make a right. However, two Wrights made an airplane. I hope a new relationship can 'takeoff' with you though. I would be a great boyfriend. I have financial 'security' and could buy you anything you want with my 'visa'. Have you seen the movie, "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"? It's really good, except for the train and automobile parts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/richrawl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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