A literature pun for you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/excuseme_wtf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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What happens when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila mockingbird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/belizzb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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My dog has started reading Russian literature.

His favorite author is Fido-r Dogs-toy-evsky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fireburner80
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

My dad told me this a few months ago. And he loves to remind me of it every week. It is his dadiest dad joke. It makes him so happy and that makes me happy. Hope it made some of you smile!

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Who's Goofy's favorite character from classic American Literature?

Hyuck-lberry Finn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skysea_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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My son's literature class is reading Robinson Crusoe...

The teacher said there will be a quiz on Friday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregsedwards
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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In the history of crime literature, which character has been the most effective at getting people out of prison?

The dot "."

It has ended more sentences than anything else.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ultimadark
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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A long time ago, I translated pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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I’m telling my 5yr old about the wonderful world of literature and she says it sounds boring. I responded with

But... it’s lit! Hits the dad dab

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coloredboyadvance
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.

All Dante.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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What's a Panda's Favorite Form of Literature?

Po-ems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/John_isnt_my_name
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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What do you call literature about wrestling?

Body slam poetry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexypinochet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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What kind of literature is the Holy Bible?

Cruci-Fiction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xevailo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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My English teacher gave me a D on my literature essay. Among other things, my Works Cited page was apparently β€œtoo short and informal”.

His words, not mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cylasbreakdown
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Classic literature/landscaping pun?

A young man named James came to tend to the lawn at the beach house.

He was mowing in a circular fashioned around the yard and though he attempted to do the rest by hand, he didn’t fare very well.

I supposed you could call it a quasi-mowed O.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/occasionalist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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What kind of literature do chickens read?

book book books.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deepBlueCheese
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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Even during the 19th century, puns are used in literature too.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/soundwjs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2017
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If you are a fan of Russian literature you better hurry.

I heard Tolstoi’s R Us is going out of business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toberoni
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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I procrastinated and now have to do all the work for my Middle English literature class in a couple days...

Yes, I'm Canterburied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Did you hear about the anthology of literature written by prison inmates?

It's called Prose and Cons.

Sorry. I'll just get me coat...

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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A friend told me it should be illegal to make jokes about women, cuisine, and literature.

It was the breast of crimes. It was the wurst of crimes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N-Slash
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2017
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What kind of literature was Jesus into before his death?

Cruci-fiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dergachoff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2017
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I was trying to remember all the vampires in literature.

But I forgot to Count Dracula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? ipfs.pics/QmahiZso4LBMQRP…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dachewie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2015
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Some good literature on cocktail recipes. imgur.com/pDA0MXh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ch00f
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2014
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American literature is very detailed

It's so detailed, that you can say it's Thoreau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickcooper1991
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2015
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A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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A long time ago, I translated pre-classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American literature ?

Tequila Mockingbird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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What do you call the mixture of American literature and alcohol?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GedT1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Years ago, I had a job translating pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/erikaroshin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2016
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What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark30322
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xobseoj
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JRBX
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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I just read a book on pre-classical Greek literature in Braille.

It felt like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila mockingbird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lutheritrux
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