A literature pun for you
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What happens when you mix alcohol and literature?
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︎ Apr 04 2021
My dog has started reading Russian literature.
His favorite author is Fido-r Dogs-toy-evsky.
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︎ May 21 2021
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
Tequila Mockingbird
My dad told me this a few months ago. And he loves to remind me of it every week. It is his dadiest dad joke. It makes him so happy and that makes me happy. Hope it made some of you smile!
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︎ Oct 30 2020
Who's Goofy's favorite character from classic American Literature?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
My son's literature class is reading Robinson Crusoe...
The teacher said there will be a quiz on Friday.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
In the history of crime literature, which character has been the most effective at getting people out of prison?
The dot "."
It has ended more sentences than anything else.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
A long time ago, I translated pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Iβm telling my 5yr old about the wonderful world of literature and she says it sounds boring. I responded with
But... itβs lit! Hits the dad dab
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︎ Oct 01 2020
I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
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︎ Mar 30 2020
What's a Panda's Favorite Form of Literature?
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︎ Feb 12 2020
What do you call literature about wrestling?
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︎ Nov 30 2019
What kind of literature is the Holy Bible?
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︎ Dec 20 2018
My English teacher gave me a D on my literature essay. Among other things, my Works Cited page was apparently βtoo short and informalβ.
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︎ Nov 26 2019
Classic literature/landscaping pun?
A young man named James came to tend to the lawn at the beach house.
He was mowing in a circular fashioned around the yard and though he attempted to do the rest by hand, he didnβt fare very well.
I supposed you could call it a quasi-mowed O.
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︎ Jul 25 2019
What kind of literature do chickens read?
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︎ Jun 16 2018
Even during the 19th century, puns are used in literature too.
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︎ Mar 13 2017
If you are a fan of Russian literature you better hurry.
I heard Tolstoiβs R Us is going out of business.
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︎ May 31 2019
I procrastinated and now have to do all the work for my Middle English literature class in a couple days...
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︎ Feb 08 2019
Did you hear about the anthology of literature written by prison inmates?
It's called Prose and Cons.
Sorry. I'll just get me coat...
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︎ Nov 29 2018
A friend told me it should be illegal to make jokes about women, cuisine, and literature.
It was the breast of crimes. It was the wurst of crimes.
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︎ Sep 14 2017
What kind of literature was Jesus into before his death?
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︎ Jan 12 2017
I was trying to remember all the vampires in literature.
But I forgot to Count Dracula.
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︎ Mar 06 2014
American literature is very detailed
It's so detailed, that you can say it's Thoreau.
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︎ May 06 2015
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
A long time ago, I translated pre-classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American literature ?
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︎ Jan 22 2020
What do you call the mixture of American literature and alcohol?
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︎ Dec 28 2019
Years ago, I had a job translating pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
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︎ Mar 28 2019
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
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︎ Jun 21 2016
What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American Literature?
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︎ Dec 22 2019
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
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︎ Jul 25 2018
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
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︎ May 16 2019
I just read a book on pre-classical Greek literature in Braille.
It felt like ancient history.
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
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