My socially anxious friend just got a PhD in palindrome studies.

I call him Dr. Awkward

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moc_gordy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Deciding what to study in college

Is a major decision.

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πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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What do you call scientist who studies female rappers?

A cardiBologist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonkeySteam
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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What’s a doctor who studies adam’s apples called?

A guy-neck-ologist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pathrado
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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A recent study of rocking chairs indicated that certain parts of the world do far less rocking than the United States while specific countries do...

Mo-roccan.

This joke provided by dads giving babies a bottle in a rocking chair early in the morning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sneakymooseattack
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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I enrolled in a paid clinical study that requires an hourlong nap every day for six months.

It’s my dream job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Royal_Ranger
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Fossil study
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πŸ‘€︎ u/odikorotawai
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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In a recent study, NASA scientists confirmed that Uranus smells like farts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dark_Leome
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Fossil study
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πŸ‘€︎ u/odikorotawai
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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The founder of modern study.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnsteadyKoala
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I've decided to switch careers to study modern female rappers.

I think my parents will be so proud when they learn I'm a Cardi-B-ologist.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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My mother told me she was abandoning the family to go across the world and study yoga. I had only one thing to say to her:

Namaste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StringTraveler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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A person who studies albinos?

A paleontologist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreeTuckerCase
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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Studies show that the Moderna and Pfizer vaccines are causing people to cry

While this is minor, doctors haven't seen this side effect with the Johnson & Johnson vaccine.

This is thanks to their no tears formula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salawm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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What do you call a joke that can help you with your studies?

An eJOKEcational one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earlju
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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My friend studies the science of unspecialized cells that can divide to produce some cells that are destined to become specialized....

He's a stem major.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarfs...

aren't happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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What do fish study in school?

Algaebra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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According to a recent study, it’s really hard for women to work for the Postal Service.

It’s a mail dominated industry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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I went to University to study to be a doctor.

Unfortunately, I had to drop out. I just didn't have the patients.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EastlyGod1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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A local contractor hired a pasta chef to redo the interior of a doctor’s office that studies antibiotics.

The inside looks great! They have a penne ceiling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samwyzh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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So I read a study the other day claiming that β€œhumans eat more bananas than monkeys”

Which to me sounded a bit obvious. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grandcanyon19
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I tried to study abroad once in college

She asked me if I had a staring problem

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanator_Obosit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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A professor studies bisexual people

He is a professor of biology

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therderper123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What do you call someone that studies the science of wish granting?

A genie-ologist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorCreepy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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I read a study that sailing in Finland is mostly done by women

If a man takes the helm, they're afraid that Helsinki

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kantas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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The US Navy will start to equip all their subs with emotional support dogs. After a lot study, they decided on Dachshunds...

...they will be subma-weiners.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Albert Einstein was a genius and worthy of praise and study.

His brother Frank was an absolute monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eeik5150
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Studies have revealed that cows produce much more milk when the farmers talk to them.

It's a case of, in one ear and out of the uddet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Recent studies have shown that roughly 80% of goth girls in our country's high schools enjoy reading parenting magazines.

Strangely enough, they mostly only read the daddy issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M1ST3RT0RGU3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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After a half century of study, I’ve discovered the true connection between mind and body.

It’s the neck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pauldeanbumgarner
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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I got picked for this five-day-a-week, year-long sleep study. It pays $15,000 a month.

It’s my dream job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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What do you call a scientist who studies avian sexuality?

A Hornithologist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melonwheel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I wanted to study astronomy...

But it was over my head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/President_Calhoun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...

they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I conducted a study for Steve Jobs regarding the lack of evolution in his employees.

Those are Apple Bottom Genes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vehiclesales
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I don’t trust double blind studies

It’s literally the blind leading the blind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IceCoolBrutus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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What does a seal study in school?

Art, Art, Art, Art, Art, ....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MALESTROMME
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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What kind of equipment do you need to study birds?

Birdnoculars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I wrote a card for my friend who just graduated high school and wants to study geology and/or paleontology in college. She also likes puns :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neutrinoccino
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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An independent study showed that the average household in America uses 3.14 pumpkins between Halloween and thanksgiving

No wonder they call it pumpkin pi!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alastrel3000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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How often do people who study scientific elements tell dad jokes?

Periodically

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MansNotHot772
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Recent studies are examining the effects of replacing birdbath water with alcohol

Its bird-gin-ing research.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kelaab
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I have decided to go to a city in SW France to study history and art.

I figure, what do I have Toulouse.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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So, I read a study the other day claiming that "humans eat more bananas than monkeys".

Which - to me - sounded a bit obvious. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yupitsnoone
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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What do you study in music college?

A major

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phagocitosis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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