Movie pitch: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas. Global chaos ensues as the disease wipes out 99% of humanity.
Desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
When do you think humanity peaked?
Well, after we invented the wheel, it was all downhill from there.
I just read about the most ground breaking invention in the history of humanity
It’s a shovel
The chickens are starting to rebel against humanity.
It's a chicken coup!
My dad being a dad while playing Cards Against Humanity
SFW: https://imgur.com/Yg6JRDJ
I want to create a sculpture of all the things that are holding humanity back.
I'd call it "statue of limitations".
TIL that Cards Against Humanity joked that they could buy an island with the money they donate to charity, so they bought an island in Maine to preserve wildlife. They named it ‘Hawaii 2’ because “it’s on the Maine land.” connecticut.cbslocal.com/…
It's fascinating viewing the data over humanity's exponential consumption of lumber over time.
It is presented, of course, as a log log log.
Think of a dark future where humanity has to take to the stars because earth is no longer inhabitable.
That's unsettling
Venetian blinds were a really crucial discovery for humanity,
Because otherwise it would be curtains for all of us.
The inventor of the elastic waistband has finally been recognized for his contribution to humanity.
He was awarded the No-Belt Prize
Playing cards against humanity with my dad.
The cards were "I drink to forget - pooping in a laptop and closing it."
He says, "You mean a craptop?"
THE HUMANITY. imgur.com/NV4tEw3
My humanities professor got us today.
Professor: What does everyone say about borque? Class: confused looks* Professor: If it's borque, don't fix it! Class: audible groans*
