What happens if you get a question about communism on the Social Studies test?

You're likely to lose Marx

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👤︎ u/lp37451
📅︎ Oct 17 2018
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Some people study for years to become social scientists, others are natural scientists.
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👤︎ u/Asfomu
📅︎ Apr 27 2018
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On the social studies teacher's board
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What did the social studies book say to the math book?

You're full of problems.

As told by my coworker's 11 y/o son.

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👤︎ u/rawrgrretc
📅︎ Dec 13 2016
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My socially anxious friend just got a PhD in palindrome studies.

I call him Dr. Awkward

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👤︎ u/moc_gordy
📅︎ Apr 12 2021
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Why not.

So a few days ago, during school my friend sitting next to me (in Social Studies) was reading off a few of the Generals form WW2. So I lean over and say, "I think that list should be on the main page under... General... Information". He hated it. Them I say " what you wanted a... colonel... Of hope." And he said " why me".

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👤︎ u/Havefun887
📅︎ Oct 11 2019
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At school...

Social studies teacher is telling us about the types of government. She gets to autocracies and absolute monarchies, etc.

"So let's say I'm the king, (or rather the queen), and I say that everyone needs to eat cheeseburgers for breakfast lunch and dinner. And since I'm the queen, and I said so, you have to do it!"

This one guy on the other side of the room pipes up - "So does that mean you're the burger king?"

Urghhh

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📅︎ Oct 02 2014
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My dad has all the options ready

So I'm discussing with my dad what I want to study this fall. I let him know that I like working with people in one way or another.

Me: In the end I think I stand between socionomy and sociology. If I study socionomy, I'll learn about social services and laws related to devolpment of society. If I study sociology, I'll learn about various social behaviour, relations and institutions.

Dad: How about studying sociopathy? Then you'd be great at annoying people!

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Walking my daughter to school this morning...

...and I was quizzing her before her social studies test. "What was the major language group spoken in our region?" "Siouan." "They must've been great lawyers." "What?" "They're Siouan that guy; they're Siouan this guy..." "groan" Mission accomplished! :D

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👤︎ u/kyzylwork
📅︎ Oct 29 2013
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Geography with dad

Years ago, when I had to memorize the countries and capitals of the world for middle school social studies, my dad was helping me study. He tried to come up with a jingle, rhyme, or memory trick for all the ones I was having trouble with. His trick for remembering that Doha is the capital of Qatar was "Doha know how to play the Qatar?" (Don't you know how to play the guitar?). It was so hilariously bad that we still laugh about it whenever Qatar comes up in the news.

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