At school...
Social studies teacher is telling us about the types of government. She gets to autocracies and absolute monarchies, etc.
"So let's say I'm the king, (or rather the queen), and I say that everyone needs to eat cheeseburgers for breakfast lunch and dinner. And since I'm the queen, and I said so, you have to do it!"
This one guy on the other side of the room pipes up - "So does that mean you're the burger king?"
Urghhh
