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πŸ‘€︎ u/heusenleo
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Since Ilium was another name of Troy, and -ad means "story of" in Ancient Greek, the correct translation of Iliad would be:

Troy Story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/panic_monster
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This one is in spanish, but I’ll translate also!!

ΒΏQuΓ© dijo la gallina de un lado del camino a la gallina del otro lado del camino?

β€œΒ‘PA’CA! Β‘PA’CA!”

English:

What did the chicken on one side of the road say to the chicken on the other side of the road?

β€œOver here! Over here!”

(β€œPa’ca” means β€œover here” in colloquial Spanish)

(I’m of Cuban descent for reference)

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I asked my French friend if he knew what the word "pipi" translated to in English...

He said, "oui, wee."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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The translator of this book I'm reading couldn't find the pun in the original language imgur.com/G4IVPvJ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiggieGru
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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This translates to "Wake me up" in slide imgur.com/tDhj3lA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dublekfx
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The Toyota Nova, in Spanish, translates directly to "Toyota No Go".

It's probably why they didn't sell many in Latin America.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tm23246
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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We got a 3 yo dad in our house

My 3 year old brother came up to me (and everyone else in the house several times each) to tell a joke he made up (translated from Turkish but works in English anyway).

3yo: Do you need to go to the bathroom (a question we ask him frequently)?

Me: No

3yo: Are you sure?

Me: Yes?

3yo: Oh, hi Sure!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akc1999
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What's 'translator' in French?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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A friend told me a joke about RNA and proteins in another language

It got lost in translation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Harry Potter fan base in a nutshell.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
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I stayed at a La Quinta last weekend. I realized what "la quinta" translates to in English....

"next to Denny's"

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A proud father: My son got my wife today

Today we were eating and my son ate a carrot without using the fork so my wife promptly said: "Don't eat with your fingers..." to which he answered: "I'm eating with my mouth!"

I was soooo happy and my wife had to let it slide...

(We don't speak English so I hope the joke isn't lost in the translation)

EDIT: Thanks for all the upvotes :) This was an unexpected surprise to wake up to. Very happy that it translates in to English so well. Now some clarifications:

  1. Yes... the carrots were cooked, we are not psychopaths (in regards to our eating habbits)

  2. My son is 10 years old and still living at home

  3. We all speak English, just not our native language and not used at the dinner table

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lweinreich
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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What do laser guns and churches have in common?

Pew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blue__Wind
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Got my family pretty good, my dad even cried a little

I didn't make the joke in english but it translates well.

We just had lunch and my mom was clearing out the table and putting stuff in the dishwasher while my brothers and my dad were talking about the party we were going to that afternoon. My mom and dad would go there by bike and my brothers and I would take the car.

Then my mom said: "should I turn on the dishwasher so everything will be clean when we'll return?"

On which I commented: "That's not fair, we go by car, and you by bike, while the dishwasher has to run?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dovahkoen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2016
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Dad Joked the wife in 2 languages

So I'm British and my wife is Korean. She is ALWAYS asking for tissue to wipe her nose as it's constantly running.

So joke 1: Baby, are you entering your nose in a marathon? Wife puzzled look Because it's always running.

This led to a problem, she didn't understand it straight away. I was incensed, I explained it and got a few laughs from the family but it wasn't enough, I needed the groan.

The next meal I tried again. In Korean, snot is called Nose water (direct translation). So with this in mind I said this 'Baby, we should send your nose to africa, it's full of water'. This led to the groan I so wanted....and an explaination as to why it was stupid....

Mission sucessful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OptimusYale
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2014
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Dad joked a 3 year old, got Dad joked back.

It's Dinner time-

3y.o.: "Papa you spoon." ( which translates to - please feed me).

Me: "You spoon, I'm busy forking."

3y.o.: "Papa, fork yourself."

edit- Thank you for all the love. Forgot to mention the 3y.o. in question is a she.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/F0dd3r
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2014
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I have a friend who works turning Arabic documents into English

Everytime I try to talk to him he's lost in translation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NuclearTortoise
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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A friend from Los Angeles is visiting...

But I really don't want to talk to them. I'm worried I might have SoCal anxiety disorder.

...And admittedly, I was hesitant to share that pun. I'm worried it LAX something important, or that it's just going to get Los in translation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoePeppy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2017
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Everytime my dad sees a dog in public

So this joke is originally in Spanish;

Ese si es hijo de perra.

Translated as;

That one there is a real son of a bitch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SailorMoon_J
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2017
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Regular fish get educated in schools, but where do sharks go for education?

Ok this requires a bit of context. In Norwegian, shark translates to hai. The answer is therefore:

Sharks go to Hai-Schools!

This is quite a classic, in norwegian, but as we don’t call groups of fish schools, i found this joke works for both languages! Hope you enjoyed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imodigum
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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Vase of Base

... this wont translate via text im sure BUT. the other day i walked into my apartment with some flowers and was looking for a vase, my roommate says "ah, i have a solution!" and goes to pull a vase out of the cabinet, but theres a giant jug of vinegar in the way, so she pulls that out first, so I said "thats not a solution, thats a base"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mevanarie
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2017
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/r/DadJokes for the lazy - A video with some of the best one-liner dad jokes submitted in 2016

https://youtu.be/15JgRNjVM8E

After browsing through some of the past year's posts, I decided to make this video capturing some of the best of what was posted here! All one-liners that translate well do video. Hope you enjoy the recap of the year!

If people like this, I may start making a series of some of the top subs posts as "Reddit for the Lazy" videos, a tl;dr of the top posts, in a single-click video!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1banana2split
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I didn't get this one until I was older, when my brother was told the same "story."

Dad: "You know, we're actually descendants of one of the oldest native tribes in this part of the country, right?"

Me: "Really?"

Dad: "Yeah, The Fagawee tribe. I remember when I was little, your grandpa took me on a spiritual pilgrimage through the forest. He drank a lot and smoked some native herbs. The herbs didn't seem to be working, though, because as it got darker, we seemed to be walking in circles. It was cold in the woods and we seemed to keep coming across the same old log. Finally, in the middle of my dad's spiritual trance, he fell to his knees in a clearing, raised his hands high, and proclaimed "We're the Fawagwee!"

Translation: ("Where the fuck are we?")

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cookyflukemegg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2013
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German dad joke

Sadly it doesnt work in english. Ill give you the gist though.

Sei ich in einem langweiligen franzΓΆsisch Kurs. Stapel Stifte und Radiergummies, und nach einiger Zeit fragt die Lehrerin was ich den mache. "ich bin nebenberuflicher Hochstapler"

Translated gist: I was stacking pens and erasers in a french class. When the teacher asked what I was doing I said, Im a part time Hochstapler wich can basically mean high-stacker or fraudster

Got the whole class to laugh, twas fun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tunro
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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How does Ryu signal forfeit?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pjaskjin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2017
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Dad during lunch...

So my dad was eating a sandwich...

Me: "Is that a cheese sandwhich?" Him: takes a peak inside "I queso..."

-"cheese" translates into "queso" in Spanish. Queso is pronounced kind of like "guess so".

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I remembered a dadjoke from when i was young.

In sweden we have this drink called Mer. which translates into More.

I was sick and home from school drinking a mer. When it was out my dad popped in with a shit eating grin and said: Do you want some more?

Long groan from me and mother.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ffngg
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2015
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My Spainish teacher owned this lazy student.

Lazy student: blurts out Mrs. Castillo can you teach us how to say bad words in spainsh?

Mrs. Castillo: It's palabras malas (the literal translation of bad words)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penguinpilates
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2015
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Dadjoked my dad's dadjoke

The other day we went for pizza and the server asked if we were ready,

Server: what are you having?

Dad: I'll have a calzone, size 40.

Me: ...

the server and my parents start laughing.

Mom: come on son, laugh, that was a funny joke.

Me: no mom. That joke was too cheesy

EDIT: in spanish the word "calzone" translates to "underwear" amirite italians?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aztec_Reaper
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"How's school going?"

After I got back from school, my dad asked me in my native language "How's school going?" or literally translated from Macedonian to English "How's school walking?".

  • Good.

No, it's not walking, it can't walk ha-ha!

Kill me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mouZw0w
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Every damn night

This one is translated from Dutch, dunno works as well in English, but here goes!

Me: "What are we gonna do with dinner?"

Him: "Eat"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FelixR1991
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2013
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"What temperature do we have?"

"98.6 Β°F"

Sorry if it doesn't translate well, but in spanish is:

"A que temperatura estamos?"

"36.6 Β°C"

I just said that without thinking, I guess my dad joke gene is fully awake since I had my daughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poringo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2013
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A Mexican dadjoke

My dad and I are sitting around watch Mexican soccer when all of a sudden he asks, "That Ivan is a defenseman, isn't he?" Who's Ivan?, I ask. "Well, the announcers keep saying Ivan atrΓ‘s, Ivan atrΓ‘s..." he answers.

For my non-Spanish speakers, that can be translated as both "Ivan in the back, Ivan in the back" or, as what they're actually saying (Y van atras) "And they're running back, and they're running back"

-_-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/helloamigo
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Got my dad

I was traveling with my dad in china a couple of years ago and I was trying lambs hoof...dad "how is it" me "its got a big of a kick" laughter insued while our translator looked at us blankly not understanding.

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Just got dadjoked by my dad..

Sorry for the wierd grammar, it's directly translated from Swedish. While having a conversation on whatsapp. Me: I need to pack in the first hand. Dad: Okay, but wouldn't it be better to pack in your bag?

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My dad loved telling this one.

Original in Mandarin, so I may not have done the best job translating.

A country boy comes into the city for the first time in his life. He's never seen a skyscraper before, so he's standing on the street staring up in amazement. A city slicker walks by and says, "Excuse me sir, you realize there's a tax for counting stories don't you?"

"Oh, OK"

"How many stories did you count on this building?"

"10"

"That'll be 10 dollars please"

The country boy hands over the 10 dollars. The city guy takes the money and walks away, thinking to himself, "what a dumb hick, who'd believe such a thing as a counting-stories tax?"

The country boy walked away pretty pleased with himself, thinking, "what a dumb official, I actually counted 20 stories"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesavant
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2013
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Just found this sub, am I going to be a dad?

Seriously, give it to me straight; are people all a bunch of liars, when they say that dad jokes makes them cringe and groan? I mean, I checked the first few pages sorted by top, and I haven't realised that this is EXACTLY my kind of humour until now. I had to keep myself from bursting into laughter at the office today multiple times. So, am I going to be an awesome dad or am I just someone who isn't afraid to admit that dad jokes are the best thing in the world?

Also, came up with my own swedish dad joke (translated). I 'd take a picture from a hill or a balcony and caption it with "Today's high point" (high point= swedish expression of highlight, highlight of the day basically)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RevolveDUDE
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2014
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Always with that damn smirk

I'd say, "Dad, I'm gonna go take a shower!" His response, "Why? Is one missing?"

My dad taught me early on that the phrase je t'adore in French translates to I love you. He also mentioned that je t'adore sounds (a little bit) like shut the door if you said it kinda quickly. So anytime someone tells my dad to "shut the door" he'd respond with, "I love you too!"

Not technically my dad, but still a dad. Every time my grandpa came to town when I was a kid after not seeing me for a little while, without fail, the first thing out of his mouth was, "Look at you, you gruesome child! You know, you grew some, child." I think the fact that he explained it every time was what really irked me.

Last time my dad knocked over his soda and it spilled all over his lap he immediately looked up at me grinning, "Well I guess drinks are on me tonight!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dschiffm
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2013
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Dad joked my teacher

Him - "This stuff is easy. My son in grade 6 is learning how to translate shapes right now."

Me - "I didn't realize there was a difference between a French square and an English square."

Took him a moment, but he groaned and shook his head. I saw the smile he was trying to hide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnakesInYerPants
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2014
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My dad usually makes this joke after 3 minutes of small talk when meeting new people.

My native language is dutch and in the sentence "hoe lang" means "how long". When pronouncing "hoe lang" in dutch it sounds like a chinese name. phonetically it would be "Hulang".

So my dad would always say out of nowhere "Hoelang is een Chinees", which translates into "How long is a chinese". Usually the people who hear the joke are clueless and look at him and weird and say "i dont know, i dont think all the chinese people have the same heigth, why do you ask me this?". Then he would say "Huh, what are you talking about? I was talking about my friend Hulang from China hahahahhahaha". He always laughs extremely loud after telling the joke, its part of the routine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thenecx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2013
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"The Days Go Passing By" A joke by my dad.

Lulu and Javier's last name is Diaz

Dad: Act 1- Lulu goes across the stage in a plane

Act 2- Javier goes across the stage in a plane

Act 3- Lulu and Javier both go across the stage in a plane.

What is the name of the play?

Me: I don't know, what?

Dad: "Los DIAZ Van Pasando" (which translates to "The Days Go Passing By")

Makes more sense in Spanish...

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My Facebook friend got granddad-joked

Her post translates as follows:

"Grandpa Jake and I sitting on the sofa quietly when the electricity finally returns.

Me: Oh, finally! Grandpa Jake: Oh...it's brown in now. Me: confused Grandpa: No more brownout grins"

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