Hey dad, I’m hungary

Maybe Czech the pantry for some snacks

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👤︎ u/giacal3
📅︎ Aug 20 2020
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What do you call an annoying person from Hungary?

A BudaPEST.

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Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.

Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!

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📅︎ Jun 27 2020
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What would a communist Hungary be called?

Hungry

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📅︎ May 08 2020
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There's such a country that its people are always hungry. It's Hungary.
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👤︎ u/Solilupus
📅︎ Mar 05 2020
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Hungary!!!!
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👤︎ u/Ebejer30
📅︎ May 29 2019
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The food in Budapest is so good you will never leave Hungary
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👤︎ u/KipKersey
📅︎ Jul 30 2018
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OF COURSE the gold medal swimmer from Hungary was the only person NOT to bite the medal.

I was so ready, too.

Ruined my evening.

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👤︎ u/KarockGrok
📅︎ Aug 09 2016
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What do you get when you combine Hungary and Turkey

A full belly

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📅︎ Nov 29 2018
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OK, Austria-Hungary are playing today…

but against whom?

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👤︎ u/pacman_sl
📅︎ Jun 14 2016
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Are you Hungary [OC]

Are Ukraine your neck to Czech on the Turkey that they put down the Holland Finished with Chilli because there is Norway it will have Germans on it if you Russia to get there to Welsh and eat it because you're Hungary. Or will you let it die in Spain and leave Denmark on your name. If you do will you leave it on the Iraq and leave because Iran away to save my Korea.

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📅︎ Aug 27 2017
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If youre feeling a bite Hungary

maybe you should Czech the refrigerator.

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📅︎ Jan 02 2018
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Why is Hungary the most open economy?

In other countries, there is no forint currency.

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👤︎ u/craignons
📅︎ Apr 30 2017
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Yesterday, i was Hungary...

So Iran to the fridge to Pakistan-wich. Unfortunately the Turkey had too much Greece and it ruined my fine China. i gave up on the sandwich because it was Kabul shit and i instead ate a Cuba sugar to Sweden my disposition. i still cant make a proper sandwich, Israeli hard.

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📅︎ Sep 26 2013
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What it the capital of Hungary?

Starving

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👤︎ u/Gematt43
📅︎ May 27 2016
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Was boarding an airplane from Rome to Hungary...

A lot of Hungarians and a few Romans lining up with me (alone) at the terminal. I can hear that they speak English, they're all murmuring to each other. At the last second our terminal gets changed and we have to leave the airplane we were lined up to board behind. Instead we walk down another terminal that leads to some stairs that leads onto a bus.

We all pack in, I'm positioned somewhere in the middle of the masses when I announce "This is a funny looking airplane!"

EVERYONE looks at me. Not a smile. Not a smirk. Nothing.

I crack up laughing at how funny I am.

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👤︎ u/Zombait
📅︎ Apr 18 2015
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Man I'm really Hungary

Time to cook some Turkey

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👤︎ u/wefr5927
📅︎ Jul 29 2015
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Yugoslavia
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📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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Oman! You’re about to read some terrible stuff.

“I live in Spain without the ‘s’”.

This inspired me to come up with some truly terrible country-related jokes.

It’s about to Bahrain jokes without the “Bah”.

  1. I have a double China without the “a”.

  2. Some people have told me that I look a lot like a German without the “an”.

  3. Oman, I think that one conspiracy about Israel Israel.

  4. You all probably want to hit me with Japan without the “J”.

  5. You probably can’t Kuwait to stop reading these without the “Ku”.

  6. Nowadays, car companies are focusing on making electric cars, but I Madagascar.

  7. As you’ve probably guessed, I don’t even have one Nepal without the “Ne”.

All of these bad jokes made me Hungary so Iran to the nearest shop to get some food. Why am I always India-r need of food?

I sincerely apologise, fellow people. These jokes probably left a painful Denmark on your souls without the “Den”, of course.

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📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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I'll always refer to my stomach as Budapest

Because it is the capital of Hungary.

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📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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What is hungry, but it can't eat?

The country, Hungary.

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📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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What did the Eastern European say when he needed food?

“Mom, I’m Hungary”

(Eastern euro joke 7/7)

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📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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Continue with this trend!!

I was hungry. So I Czeched the fridge. 🇨🇿 Nothing was there, so I was Russian over to the nearest restaurant. 🇷🇺 I grabbed some Turkey, but it was layered in Greece. I Haiti ting food that isn’t Swedened. 🇹🇳🇬🇷🇸🇪 I felt like I could Italy food in my house. 🇮🇹

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📅︎ May 14 2020
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'I'm hungry.'

'Hi Hungary, I'm Austria.'

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📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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What did the student say to the geography teacher

Kenya please stop!

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📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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If Chile and Turkey had a war...

Would that be a recipe for disaster?

Would Greece get involved?

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👤︎ u/armen
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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What do you call a starving hippo in Budapest?

A hungry Hungary hippo

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📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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Did you hear about the eastern European country that stopped being a democracy?

They were Hungary for change!

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📅︎ May 07 2020
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Me: Hey, Dad, got any countries to eat?

Dad: Sure son, what would you like? Me: I’m Hungary for some Turkey Greece Dad: Oman, I’m all out of that, would you like some Cuba de Chad? Me: Yemen!

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📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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She'll be Russian to answer after this
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📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.

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📅︎ Oct 15 2019
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My wife asked me what I wanted to eat..

"I'm glad you asked.. because I'm pretty Hungary."

"Anything but Turkey is fine."

"Trynna lay off the Greece."

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👤︎ u/Zaynesky
📅︎ Mar 03 2020
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I was doing a Geography test before dinner...

I was China focus, but was too Hungary.

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📅︎ Sep 12 2019
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Which one of your mates is the best at chess?

The Czech mate.

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📅︎ Oct 05 2016
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A little play on words for y’all
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📅︎ Dec 29 2018
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Can i get geographically punnier then this

Timmy : I'm Hungary,. Mum : Why don't you Czech the fridge. Timmy : Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen. Mum : Hmm...maybe you'll find some Turkey. Timmy : Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yuck ! Mum : There is Norway you can eat that. Timmy : I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile. Mum : Denmark your name on the can. Timmy : Kenya do it for me? Mum : Ok , I'm Ghana do it. Timmy : Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour today. Mum : It Tokyo long enough. Timmy : Yeah, Israelly hard sometimes !

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👤︎ u/AMswag123
📅︎ May 26 2019
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Why did the giant eat a country in Europe?

He was Hungary

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📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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My dad always used to say the same thing everytime we ate at a restaurant when on vacation.

When the waiter asks "Are you finished?" "No, we're swedish."...

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my great grandfather was a very poor eastern european, starving on the streets

some say he's still hungary to this day

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👤︎ u/iisowo
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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Did you know French fries don’t come from France?

Because they were made in grease.

(Told to me by one of my students because I like bad jokes)

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Did you hear what happened to the Turkey?

He didn't Czech his flight plans & ended up in Greece. Unfortunately, people were Hungary.

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👤︎ u/Otacon368
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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Which country hates Thanksgiving?

Turkey

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📅︎ Nov 29 2018
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What do you call an aggravating Tibetan monk that just got off a fast?

Budapest, Hungary.

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📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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Very punny (places pun)

"I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'."

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📅︎ Nov 19 2018
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If you're Hungary for Turkey with Greece, then European.
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👤︎ u/NINJAQKk
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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Oman! You’re about to read some terrible stuff.

“I live in Spain without the ‘s’”.

This inspired me to come up with some truly terrible country-related jokes.

It’s about to Bahrain jokes without the “Bah”.

  1. I have a double China without the “a”.

  2. Some people have told me that I look a lot like a German without the “an”.

  3. Oman, I think that one conspiracy about Israel Israel.

  4. You all probably want to hit me with Japan without the “J”.

  5. You probably can’t Kuwait to stop reading these without the “Ku”.

  6. Nowadays, car companies are focusing on making electric cars, but I Madagascar.

  7. As you’ve probably guessed, I don’t even have one Nepal without the “Ne”.

All of these bad jokes made me Hungary so Iran to the nearest shop to get some food. Why am I always India-r need of food?

I sincerely apologise, fellow people. These jokes probably left a painful Denmark on your souls without the “Den”, of course.

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📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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It's about countries and hunger

I am Hungary for some Turkey

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👤︎ u/nih_l
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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Did you know the first French fries weren’t cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.

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📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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