Why don’t blind people skydive?
It scares the shit out of their guidedogs.
You don’t need a parachute to skydive.
You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Why do blind people like to skydive?
They can't see any downfalls.
You can skydive without a parachute
If you're skydiving and your parachute doesn't open...
Do you get your money back?
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What did the frenchman think about his skydiving instructor?
What did Geronimo yell when he went skydiving?
Did you hear the alcoholic skydiver is feeling unwell
He's coming down with a cold one
My brother wants to try skydiving so I warned him that...
It has so many downfalls.
People asked me what my most thrilling adventure trip was last year ... heli-skiing, skydiving, or camping...
Hands down camping. It was so in tents.
My friend is a professional skydiver.
He really throws himself into his work.
There's a new extreme sport - "BBQ Skydiving".
The steaks have never been higher.
What do you call a regular backpack in a skydiver’s plane?
If at first you don’t succeed, well there goes skydiving.
Unless you have a Maxwell House parachute. They are good ‘til the last drop.
What was the skydivers last investment?
Ya know the hardest thing about skydiving?
What’s the difference between a golfer & a skydiver?
One goes whack...dammit! The other goes dammit...whack!
Did you know you can actually go skydiving without a parachute?
Did you hear about the financial analyst who went skydiving but missed the landing spot by a mile?
He was an expert in the field
Edit: I made this up myself!
I wasn't sure how much I would enjoy skydiving.
I asked my skydiving instructor what I should do if my parachute doesn't work. He said when it comes to that, we'll figure it out on the fly.
Why is skydiving such a dangerous sport?
Lots of people put on the perish-ute by accident.
We were watching the news when the commentator said that "several Brazilian skydivers died when their parachutes failed"...
My son burst into tears. I explained, "yes, buddy, it's sad, but they knew what they were getting into". My son replied, "I know, but it's still so sad. I mean, how many are in a brazliian? Is more than a million?"
What did the skydiver say when her pack didn't open?
My little nephew just asked why skydivers only have a single reserve parachute.
I said, if they had more than two they wouldn't be called pair-o-chutes.
Right before he died, my Dad went indoor skydiving.
Well... he didn’t start out indoor skydiving... but he did land indoors.
I hated my first experience of skydiving. I jumped out of the plane with the other person next to me.
Anyway, about halfway down he said, "So, how long have you been an instructor?"
Why don't blind people skydive?
It scares the heck out of their dogs!
Do you know why blind people don't skydive?
Because it scares the shit out of their dogs
Why don’t blind people skydive?
It scares the hell out of the dog!!!
You don't need a parachute to skydive.
You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Why don’t blind people skydive?
It scares the crap out of their dogs
Did you that blind people can skydive?
Scares the crap out of the dogs though.
Why don't blind people like skydiving?
Why do blind people hate skydiving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
One goes whack "shit"
The other goes "shit" whack
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.
You need it to go skydiving TWICE.
If at first you don't succeed..
.. skydiving is not for you
Why don't blind people go skydiving
Why do blind people hate skydiving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
Why dont blind people like skydiving?
I dont know, but it scares the hell out of their dog
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving
But you do need one to go skydiving twice
Why don't blind people go skydiving?
It scares the hell out of the dog.
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