I tried to jump rope to lose weight

But I always end up skipping it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/EmpireStrikes1st
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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I was going to jump rope for exercise this am

But I ended up skipping it

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Shaftdriven73
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Ever heard the joke about the jump rope?

Skip it

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BurninGreen
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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What to hear a joke about jump rope?

Never mind Iโ€™ll skip it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mikeiscool81
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 22 2017
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I found the jump rope lesson to be a waste of my time

So I skipped out on it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/meebwix
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 31 2018
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Did you hear the one about the two girls playing jump rope?

Just skip it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/uconnhusky
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 23 2015
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what do you get when you cross a rabbit and a snake ?

A jump rope!!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hughese24
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Two woman are sitting on a roof because their town is being flooded

The second woman looks to the first woman and asks what they should do?

"God will save us" she says.

The two women sit there for a while and watch the water continue to rise. Eventually a rescue team in a rubber dinghy turn up.

"Jump on" says the rescuer. The second woman quickly jumps into the dinghy. The first woman looks annoyed and states bluntly that "God will save me". The rescuer shakes his head and drives off.

A few hours go by and the rain begins falling harder and harder. The entire house aside from the roof is submerged.

She hears the sound of a helicopter before she sees it. The helicopter hovers above and throws down a rope ladder.

"Climb up!" Shouts the rescuer.

The woman shakes her head refusing to move "No, god will save me".

The rescuer shakes his head and the helicopter flies off.

Time passes by and the water is now up to the top of the roof. She hears an aeroplane swoop in low overhead, dropping life jackets along the street for anyone left behind.

"No" she shakes her head "God will save me!"

The inevitable happens and after she drowns the storms into heaven upset. "God! Why didn't you save me?"

He looks to her and rolls his eyes. "Well I sent a boat, a helicopter and a life jacket what else do you want me to do?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Naiphe
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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Wanna hear a joke about a jump rope?

Ehhh, skip it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/joegxc
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 21 2016
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