That was knot my intention.
I hate long good buys.
the bartender kicks him out on the daily making it known that they don’t serve ropes in his bar. One day he decides that he may have better luck with a disguise, so he ties himself up in a good tangle and frantically pulls all the fibers apart at both of his cut ends. He walks back into the bar and orders two shots. The bartender says to him, “ Hey...aren’t you that rope I kicked out of here yesterday?”. The rope looks at him confused and says, “ No, I’m a frayed knot”.
Everything it wished for, it wasn't knotty.
Potty training
I sheet you knot
but I’m knot
Discord
Frayed knot.
Rope: One beer, please.
Bartender: We don’t serve rope here.
Rope:walks outside and thinks
Rope:gets an idea, gets excited & messes up its hair
Rope:walks back in to the bar
Rope: One beer, please.
Bartender: Aren’t you that rope I just refused to serve. Rope: Nope, I’m a frayed knot.
Edit: Formatting.
Well, well, well.
The bartender replies, "I'm sorry, but you're a rope. I can't serve you, and I'm not even sure how I could. Please leave."
A short time later, the rope comes back into the bar and asks for a beer.
The bartender, a bit annoyed at the situation, says, "Look, I told you I can't serve you. Just go away."
A few hours later, the rope comes back in again.
The bartender is getting mad now. "Look, I told you twice that I can't serve alcohol to a rope! Now get out and STAY OUT!"
Dejectedly, the rope leaves the bar and sits at the curb until a gentleman passes by. Suddenly, the piece of rope has an idea.
"Excuse me", says the rope, "but could you do me a favor?"
"Um... me?" says the puzzled gentleman. "Uh... I guess so..."
"Great! I just need you to tie a big ol' knot right in my middle."
"Well," says the gentleman. "I just so happens I was a former Eagle Scout. Here you go," and ties a perfect knot in the rope. "Will that be all?"
The rope pauses for a second and says, "Actually, could you pull apart my ends and unravel them for a bit?"
The gentleman obliges and goes on his merry way. The piece of rope, satisfied at its new appearance, heads back into the bar.
Furious, the bartender shouts, "HEY! Aren't you that same piece of rope I kicked out three times already?!?"
"No, I'm a frayed knot."
Punchline
It was too ruff
but it is knot that funny.
I'm having a hard time grappling with this.
easier to get a head
Its founder would be Elon Husk.
But I always end up skipping it.
But I ended up skipping it
He was A-frayed
I shit, you knot.
I said, "Kenyan knot?"
Because it was all tied up!
All the ropes i saw were boring until i saw one that took my breath away.
It would be a knot for profit organization.
he sits down and orders a drink. the bartender says, "I'm sorry. we don't serve ropes at this establishment". The rope shrugs it off and leaves. The next day, the rope thought to himself, maybe it was just the one bartender who was a jerk. I'll go back and try again. He walks into the bar, see's a new bartender, and sits down to order a drink. Alas, this new bartender says, "we don't serve ropes at this bar". The rope is getting pretty heated at this point. He storms out of the bar, ruffles his ends, gets himself all twisted up, marches right back in, and demands a drink. The bartender responds, "aren't you that rope I just kicked out?" the rope responds, "no, I'm a frayed knot"
Dad: I shit you knot
it's all part of a balanced breakfast.
The bartender says, “Hey! Aren’t you the rope that I just threw out?”
The rope replied, “No. I’m a frayed knot.”
A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender scowls and says “We don’t serve ropes in here!”
The rope stares back and says “I’m not a rope!”
Flabbergasted the bartender says “You’re not?!”
To which the rope replies “No, I’m a frayed knot”
Rope replies I’m a frayed knot.
I hate long good buys.
He asks for a drink, and the bartender responds sorry but we don't serve your kind here. So he calmly walks back outside, ruffles out the top of his head and turns himself around and over then walks back inside and back to the bartender. The bartender eyes him suspiciously and says, aren't you the rope that was just in here a second ago? To which he says no, I'm a frayed knot.
Goes with the bartender and says
>"Give me your best beer!"
but the bartender replies
>"Sorry, but we give no service to ropes, please leave this place"
so the rope leaves, and decides to knot itself to be a totally different being.
So the rope goes back with the bartender, and the bartender says
>"Aren't you the rope i just kicked out of here?"
and the rope says:
>"I'm a frayed knott"
And the rope replies, “I’m a frayed knot.”
I hate long good buys.
...... and asks for a beer.
Bartender says "We don't serve your kind here."
So the rope walks outside and asks the first guy he sees to tie him in a knot and split his ends.
As he walked back into the bar the bartender says, "Hey! Aren't you that rope I just sent out of here?"
The rope smiles and says, "No. I'm a frayed knot."
The barman takes one look at him and says "Get out! We don't serve your type here."
The rope leaves, messes up his hair and tangles himself up a bit, then walks back into the bar.
The barman looks at him suspiciously and asks "Hey. Aren't you that piece of rope I just kicked out?"
The rope replies "No. I'm a frayed knot."
