My wife was absolutely livid after I gave her a clothesline for Valentine's day...

She stayed down a lot longer than they do in the WWE

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📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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What's the difference between a radio and a clothesline?

A radio draws the waves, and a clothesline waves the draws.

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👤︎ u/six0seven
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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Is the WWE doing laundry?

Because I'm seeing way too many clotheslines.

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👤︎ u/Bonanza86
📅︎ Dec 28 2016
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My dad pulled out this gem while watching Man of Steel

During a scene where a wandering and shirtless Superman takes someone's clothes from a random clothesline...

Me: Wait a sec, Superman doesn't steal!

Dad: Sure he does. Why do you think this movie is called "Man of Steal"?

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👤︎ u/AKPhilly1
📅︎ Dec 14 2013
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