Me: I cannot
Friend: ah so you can knot
Me: no I cannot knot
Friend: knot knot?
Other friend: who's there
Because, well, Y knot?
He said he’s too old for not-knot jokes.
Eats too inn the mourning end eye veal lyke ass leap
And the rope replies, “I’m a frayed knot.”
I am married for the 3rd time, does that count?
Without hesitating, I respond, "You know, that's knot in a cord with what most people call good manners."
A Naughty Nazi.
A frayed knot ?
Yes a frayed knot.
Then ask someone, "which of the 2 flaps do you think will unravel first?"
After they guess, let in unravel and go, "Its a tie!"
...continue doing this to every single person you can in the room wearing a shit eating grin the whole time, until your wife pulls you aside and tells you it's time to leave (out of embarrassment and frustration).
now you get to go back home and do Dad stuff as you please!
It's knot that effective.
One does knot simply.
Never figured I would bring forth and Eldredge Abomination.
When People Tell Me That Joke, I Never Know What To Say. I'm Absolutely Tongue Tied. Which Is A Pity, Since It Takes Two To Tangle.
It ended in a tie.
does that make you a tie fighter?
I asked them "If you're not tying, what are you going to do for your ceremony?"
I can't remember the joke just the punchline and it's driving me crazy trying to remember it.
My daughter: Daddy, look I tied a knot Me: You did not!
Explaining how I learned to tie knots to work a high ropes course over text message
Me: It's nice and meditative, although it's frustrating not knowing how to dress a knot properly for awhile.
Eagle Scout Dad: You mean in a skirt? Or pants?
Me: Dad. You just dad joked me.
Eagle Scout Dad: Someone named Dad has to do it sometimes. Can't always be a meme.