Where were knots invented?

Tie-land.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bullsaint
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I was out with two friends recently. One of them asked if I can knot

Me: I cannot

Friend: ah so you can knot

Me: no I cannot knot

Friend: knot knot?

Other friend: who's there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vico__Staps
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Knot finished with this format yet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Extrahub
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Do You know how to tie the knot in space?

I'm floating away very quickly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/camocase
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There couldn't be a tier list for knots because they would all be tied
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I'm coming up with knot designs shaped like letters of the Alphabet.

Because, well, Y knot?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skeletor_Uber
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Y knot?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pequalsnpsquared
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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A friend of mine is a knot theorist and I told him a joke that wasn’t about knot theory.

He said he’s too old for not-knot jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brainsonastick
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Could you knot?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/H0T_TRAMP
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Im knot sure
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mounis11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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not a perfect knot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CircuitBreakerV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Eye dew knot gnaw watt two dew

Eats too inn the mourning end eye veal lyke ass leap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daunfifi123c456b
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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A bunch of knots were at a restaurant, but only one had dinner? Which one had dinner?

Figure eight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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My colleague asked me if i was good at tying knots

I am married for the 3rd time, does that count?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/empressofglasgow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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A rope walks into a bar & asks for a beer. The bartender says, β€œNo, you’re only a rope.” So he decides to disguise himself. He ties himself into a knot & ruffles his edges a bit. The next day, he walks into the bar & asks for a beer. The bartender says, β€œOf course... Wait, aren’t you that rope?”

And the rope replies, β€œI’m a frayed knot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allyyx3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Stare at this picture and watch me make this knot disappear.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JT078
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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These ones must be taut what knot to do
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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My friend walks into my room and starts tying knots in my charging cable.

Without hesitating, I respond, "You know, that's knot in a cord with what most people call good manners."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eThunderSnow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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What do you call a Nazi who loves to tie knots and always says, "Nein!".

A Naughty Nazi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacosnarf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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Oh buoy. Knot again...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ducksarewitches
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2017
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People are wondering whether I have any more of these bracelets - I’m a frayed knot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aidanizcool
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Can you undo a frayed knot ?

A frayed knot ?

Yes a frayed knot.

Afraid not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Themartyman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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I love knots.

That shit is tight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crciv
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Patient: Doctor, I swallowed some rope last night Doctor: Have you got it out of you system yet? Patient: I'm a frayed knot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolmarco
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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At a formal event, roll your tie up into a little bundle just below the knot.

 

 

Then ask someone, "which of the 2 flaps do you think will unravel first?"

 

After they guess, let in unravel and go, "Its a tie!"

 

...continue doing this to every single person you can in the room wearing a shit eating grin the whole time, until your wife pulls you aside and tells you it's time to leave (out of embarrassment and frustration).

 

now you get to go back home and do Dad stuff as you please!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakjaklivs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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A knot in a plank of wood imgur.com/4OARPYD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/avapoet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2017
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If you can twist a can into a knot,

then you cannot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anndvision
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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How effective is a poorly tied knot?

It's knot that effective.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyZoruaGamer
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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My girlfriend asked if I could go a day without making a 'stupid' pun... frayed knot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tale_of_tejon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2017
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'fraid knot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mario6813
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2017
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Special Report: Execution Botched Today Due to Hangman's Absence During Knot Tying Seminar in his Youth

Breaking Noose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeywithanr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Knot again
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2018
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Knot on my watch!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/furrik524
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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Knot knot

Shoes there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ramichaud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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If one is an expert in tying knots,

One does knot simply.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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Most pretzels are dough knots
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quenoquesoporque
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Knot.exe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anne1Frank
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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Knot to get your hopes up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brinelax
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2014
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"I'm A Frayed Knot"

When People Tell Me That Joke, I Never Know What To Say. I'm Absolutely Tongue Tied. Which Is A Pity, Since It Takes Two To Tangle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AppsPotato
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2017
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I once tried to do a fancy knot in my necktie, but it turned out so bad I went crazy and summoned a Great Old One.

Never figured I would bring forth and Eldredge Abomination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgrubbnasty
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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Did you guys hear about the knot contest?

It ended in a tie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Acula1213
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2014
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If you struggle with a windsor knot...

does that make you a tie fighter?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vader2000
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kooolbeans
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Gonna get a top knot...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SantaMadeMeDoIt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2014
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I was watching a movie tonight, when this popped up. This had me DOWN on the floor laughing and UP in knots.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Random_Days
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My friends said they were doing a knot tying for their wedding ceremony...

I asked them "If you're not tying, what are you going to do for your ceremony?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Myrrun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2013
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knot joke

https://goo.gl/wzeRXY

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roasticle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2015
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[TOMT] joke that ends with the punchline "I'm a frayed knot"

I can't remember the joke just the punchline and it's driving me crazy trying to remember it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bucketfoot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2013
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knots

My daughter: Daddy, look I tied a knot Me: You did not!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrassSpider
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My Dad responded to me pointing out his dad joke. Plus some knot humor.

Explaining how I learned to tie knots to work a high ropes course over text message

Me: It's nice and meditative, although it's frustrating not knowing how to dress a knot properly for awhile.

Eagle Scout Dad: You mean in a skirt? Or pants?

Me: Dad. You just dad joked me.

Eagle Scout Dad: Someone named Dad has to do it sometimes. Can't always be a meme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclicalthought
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2014
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