Where were knots invented?
I was out with two friends recently. One of them asked if I can knot
Me: I cannot
Friend: ah so you can knot
Me: no I cannot knot
Friend: knot knot?
Other friend: who's there
Knot finished with this format yet
Do You know how to tie the knot in space?
I'm floating away very quickly.
There couldn't be a tier list for knots because they would all be tied
I'm coming up with knot designs shaped like letters of the Alphabet.
A friend of mine is a knot theorist and I told him a joke that wasn’t about knot theory.
He said he’s too old for not-knot jokes.
Eye dew knot gnaw watt two dew
Eats too inn the mourning end eye veal lyke ass leap
A bunch of knots were at a restaurant, but only one had dinner? Which one had dinner?
My colleague asked me if i was good at tying knots
I am married for the 3rd time, does that count?
A rope walks into a bar & asks for a beer. The bartender says, “No, you’re only a rope.” So he decides to disguise himself. He ties himself into a knot & ruffles his edges a bit. The next day, he walks into the bar & asks for a beer. The bartender says, “Of course... Wait, aren’t you that rope?”
And the rope replies, “I’m a frayed knot.”
Stare at this picture and watch me make this knot disappear.
These ones must be taut what knot to do
My friend walks into my room and starts tying knots in my charging cable.
Without hesitating, I respond, "You know, that's knot in a cord with what most people call good manners."
What do you call a Nazi who loves to tie knots and always says, "Nein!".
People are wondering whether I have any more of these bracelets - I’m a frayed knot
Can you undo a frayed knot ?
A frayed knot ?
Yes a frayed knot.
Patient: Doctor, I swallowed some rope last night Doctor: Have you got it out of you system yet? Patient: I'm a frayed knot
At a formal event, roll your tie up into a little bundle just below the knot.
Then ask someone, "which of the 2 flaps do you think will unravel first?"
After they guess, let in unravel and go, "Its a tie!"
...continue doing this to every single person you can in the room wearing a shit eating grin the whole time, until your wife pulls you aside and tells you it's time to leave (out of embarrassment and frustration).
now you get to go back home and do Dad stuff as you please!
If you can twist a can into a knot,
How effective is a poorly tied knot?
It's knot that effective.
My girlfriend asked if I could go a day without making a 'stupid' pun... frayed knot.
Special Report: Execution Botched Today Due to Hangman's Absence During Knot Tying Seminar in his Youth
If one is an expert in tying knots,
Most pretzels are dough knots
Knot to get your hopes up
"I'm A Frayed Knot"
When People Tell Me That Joke, I Never Know What To Say. I'm Absolutely Tongue Tied. Which Is A Pity, Since It Takes Two To Tangle.
I once tried to do a fancy knot in my necktie, but it turned out so bad I went crazy and summoned a Great Old One.
Never figured I would bring forth and Eldredge Abomination.
Did you guys hear about the knot contest?
If you struggle with a windsor knot...
does that make you a tie fighter?
I was watching a movie tonight, when this popped up. This had me DOWN on the floor laughing and UP in knots.
My friends said they were doing a knot tying for their wedding ceremony...
I asked them "If you're not tying, what are you going to do for your ceremony?"
[TOMT] joke that ends with the punchline "I'm a frayed knot"
I can't remember the joke just the punchline and it's driving me crazy trying to remember it.
My daughter: Daddy, look I tied a knot
Me: You did not!
My Dad responded to me pointing out his dad joke. Plus some knot humor.
Explaining how I learned to tie knots to work a high ropes course over text message
Me: It's nice and meditative, although it's frustrating not knowing how to dress a knot properly for awhile.
Eagle Scout Dad: You mean in a skirt? Or pants?
Me: Dad. You just dad joked me.
Eagle Scout Dad: Someone named Dad has to do it sometimes. Can't always be a meme.