They're too knotty.
I sh*t you knot!!!
The Illumi-Knotty
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
When I looked at my finished work, I realized that I did something that was very knotty.
Knotty.
One got assaulted.
It's knotty
It was a lumber jack
Knotty pine
Knotty
Because it was knotty.
she wants me to be extra knotty
when your hair is being... knotty!
Because it was knotty
It was being knotty.
So my girlfriend asked me to help her brush her hair cause she said it was knotty. This is our conversation
GF: Hey can you brush my hair real quick? It's knotty.
ME: Sure but let me slip into something more comfortable.
GF: Why?
ME: Cause it's naughty (also had my best sexy face on)
GF: ... Ugh...
Needless to say she's brushed it herself.
Knotty
Because theyβre always on the knotty list.
...I told her, "They can't be knotty. They don't have laces!"
"Looks like your hair made it on the knotty list."
I like to think knot.
It's very knotty, roped me right in.
I told her to be careful or might end up on the knotty list.
Happy holidays, everybody!
Sister: "Daddy, my hairs really knotty"
Dad: "Well maybe you-"
Me: "Sounds like it's getting coal in its stocking this year"
Turns out he was right about to say almost exactly that
She came over to my house for a bit tonight and were getting kinda frisky. Her glasses fell off the top of her head and got tangled in her hair and we had to stop to get them out. When she finally did, she said "Sorry my hairs a little knotty." Without skipping a beat i said "I love it when you're 'knotty'." Que the end of frisky times. Worth it.
Context: Getting a massage from my lady friend last night. I had a pretty rough knot in my shoulder.
Her: "I can't get this knot out where did it come from?"
Me: "I must have been naughty [knotty]" I started laughing.
"What did you say?"
"Nothing, it was a terrible joke."
5 minutes later: "Seriously, this knot wasn't there last week why is it so hard to get out?"
"I must have been really naughty"
I got a groan that time, confirming she heard it. "Was that the joke you said 5 minutes ago?" Yes. Yes it was.
ME: "I wish I could get one of those massages before bed every night!"
HER: "but then you wouldn't be so knotty!"
So my mom brought up that she's been seeing Papa John's commercials for their garlic knots, and how they now have cinnamon knots too. I said we should try them next time we have pizza, when dad hit us with this: "Let's get knotty!!" I haven't laughed that hard at the dining table in a very long time.
My son replied, "Oh, is it being knotty?"
He's advancing so quickly.
Sea captains are nautty, sailors are knotty, coffee is not tea.
