Thorny Puns

A list of puns related to "Thorny"

I took an arts class specializing on cactus photography. It was a thorny subject.
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👤︎ u/gargolito
📅︎ Jun 08 2018
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I met a beautiful cactus today, so I told it, " you're looking sharp today ".

" I'm just a cactus " , it said. " You have a point there ", I replied.

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👤︎ u/Magnusfeli
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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Mom's boyfriend Dad joke of the day

So i was watching Thor with my mom's boyfriend and its at the part when Thor gets his hammer back and kicks up dust and such. He creates the huge tornado and my mom says, "Look it's a tornado!" Then mom's boyfriend says,"That's not a tornado, that's a THORnado!" Groans all around but i chuckled.

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👤︎ u/im_awesome_on_friday
📅︎ Apr 15 2015
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