Did you hear about the guy that was burried alive?

It was a grave mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Dad what is Mozart doing now?

He is de-composing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walter923
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Every time my grandpa and I pass by a cemetery...

Grandpa sees cemetery

Grandpa: Do you know why someone living in (random city's name) can't be buried here?

Me: I don't know, why?

Grandpa: Because they are living. chuckles to himself

I've heard it over 100 times and he always forgets I have heard it before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ggersh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2013
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