Innis Puns

A list of puns related to "Innis"

What did the police officer say to his belly button?

You're under a vest

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👤︎ u/Bat_Kiss
📅︎ May 31 2022
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I saw an Audi crash into the back of a truck with a larger trailer hitch today.

Now it's an innie.

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👤︎ u/calisonic
📅︎ Nov 30 2021
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What is the difference between a outlaw and a in-law?

Outlaws are Wanted!

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👤︎ u/felixkt3
📅︎ Mar 24 2021
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What do doctors call the procedure to turn a female to male?

Sir-gery

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👤︎ u/RiceNiqqa
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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What’s the best kind of joke to tell during quarantine?

An inside joke.

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👤︎ u/Pumqin-Pie
📅︎ May 17 2020
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If you put your Audi in a garage...

Does it become and Inni?

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👤︎ u/Poopscoop21
📅︎ May 20 2020
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If my car had a belly button

do you think it would have an innie or an Audi?

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👤︎ u/measurebeyondwit
📅︎ Mar 11 2020
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I'm going to make a car company to rival Audi

I'll call it Inni

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👤︎ u/Bronsolo1
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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We're shopping for a third car

My brother and I are 16 and my family is looking for a used car for us. I jokingly looked at an expensive looking one and I said "How's this?" Dad said "No, you two are not getting an Audi." I said "That's okay, I'm happy with my innie."

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👤︎ u/ktdow2015
📅︎ Jul 27 2014
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Family discussion about belly buttons.

Sitting around the dinner table the other night...

Little Sister: Belly buttons are weird.

Me: At least you and I have innies, Middle Sister has an outie, gross.

Little Sister: No, she has an innie too!

Little Sister: Dad, does Middle Sister have an innie or an outie?

Dad: ... I thought she had a Mazda...

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👤︎ u/athennna
📅︎ Dec 22 2015
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Just pulled this on my helper

Helper: "Damn, that's a nice Audi"

Me: "I prefer an Inny."

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👤︎ u/thebrassnuckles
📅︎ Sep 26 2013
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Sitting in the living room

Dad asking me which car makers I liked better Dad: Audi or Cadi Me:Audi Dad:Audi or BMW Me:Audi Dad:Audi or innie crickets

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👤︎ u/boombotser
📅︎ Mar 03 2014
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My dad bought a new car and told my girlfriend and me...

So my dad comes back from from the dealer Me: Did you get the car? Dad: Yes I did. Girlfriend: What kind is it? Dad: An Audi! Girlfriend: Oh have you ever had an Audi before? Dad: No, I've always had an inny!

I don't see how he comes up with this shit on the spot.

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👤︎ u/corey2123
📅︎ Jan 28 2014
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