Innis Puns

It turned into a real navel battle.

You're under a vest

Now it's an innie.

Does it become and Inni?

do you think it would have an innie or an Audi?

I'll call it Inni

My brother and I are 16 and my family is looking for a used car for us. I jokingly looked at an expensive looking one and I said "How's this?" Dad said "No, you two are not getting an Audi." I said "That's okay, I'm happy with my innie."

Sitting around the dinner table the other night...

Little Sister: Belly buttons are weird.

Me: At least you and I have innies, Middle Sister has an outie, gross.

Little Sister: No, she has an innie too!

Little Sister: Dad, does Middle Sister have an innie or an outie?

Dad: ... I thought she had a Mazda...

Helper: "Damn, that's a nice Audi"

Me: "I prefer an Inny."

Dad asking me which car makers I liked better Dad: Audi or Cadi Me:Audi Dad:Audi or BMW Me:Audi Dad:Audi or innie crickets

So my dad comes back from from the dealer Me: Did you get the car? Dad: Yes I did. Girlfriend: What kind is it? Dad: An Audi! Girlfriend: Oh have you ever had an Audi before? Dad: No, I've always had an inny!

I don't see how he comes up with this shit on the spot.