Hewes Puns

A list of puns related to "Hewes"

Why did the woman fall in love with a lumberjack?

He was a very sappy guy.

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👤︎ u/WasabiSnooters55
📅︎ Aug 02 2022
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What do you call a singing Computer?

A Dell

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👤︎ u/randomguy2322
📅︎ Jun 18 2021
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There was a guy I used to work with who was big on numbers

Now I understand why; his name was Matthew.

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👤︎ u/Asadleafsfan
📅︎ Jun 08 2021
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I made a bad joke about an axe. No one laughed.

It wasn’t very cleaver.

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👤︎ u/CarsonFoles
📅︎ Sep 27 2018
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I asked my Mexican friend if he could tell me what 300 is in Roman numerals...

Hew kept saying, "si si si" without giving me the answer.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 03 2020
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How many sneezes do you sneeze before the sneezes start to annoy you?

A phew!
Aaaaphew!
Aphew!
Aphew!
Aphew!
Aphew!
Aphew!

^s^o^r^r^y

Aphew!

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👤︎ u/jaggington
📅︎ Feb 24 2018
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