A list of puns related to "Fretty"
Hi! I'm building a small tool to help me explore different tunings and scales on my guitar and I thought it could be useful for you, too.
I started this because everytime I searched for bass guitar scales I ended up on websites full of ads, trackers and pixelated, ugly graphics.
Some things are not working yet, like browsing the tunings. And the list of scales does not open when you use the `clear`-icon.
This is still a work in progress. Next up chords will be added and export / sharing functionality.
So yeah, hope you find it useful.
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Exploring Yorick's Q's interaction with crit was both disappointing and hilarious.
It doesn't crit. HOWEVER.
At level 18, no runes/masteries against a standard minion, the damage formula for a Q crit should be 140% AD + 100% AD + 30 base damage. Given 142 base AD, this works out to 370 damage. Let me continue this with all the predicted damages.
Q1: 370
Q2: 395
Q3: 420
Q4: 445
Q5: 470
HOWEVER. THESE ARE THE OBSERVED DAMAGES.
Q1: 371
Q2: 396
Q3: 421
Q4: 446
Q5: 471
Yorick's Q always gains exactly 1 damage for a crit. Why? This is strange. Is it a rounding error? NOPE. Yorick's AD is always a whole number, according to his base AD + AD scaling. Strange, but fair enough. Have some spaghetti, case closed.
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OR IS IT? VSAUCE, MICHAEL HERE.
If you build Infinity Edge, your crit is expected to do 290%AD + base. And in this case, THE OBSERVED NUMBERS EXACTLY MATCH THE PREDICTED. This spaghetti disappears when you build IE, and you lose your free 1 damage on crits!
So, BUILD CRIT! IT GIVES YOU 1 FREE DAMAGE. DO NOT BUILD IE, IT TAKES IT AWAY! ;P
Peace boys!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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