These gnarly food puns
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📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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A master woodworker needed transportation, so he built a motorcycle out of the best lumber in the workshop.

It wooden start

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👤︎ u/ToastyZ71
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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Bro, are you a submarine?

Because you're so gnar.

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📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was in tents!

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👤︎ u/OTP_Fish
📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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How do surfers surf at night

So gnar bra

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👤︎ u/kujo0314
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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Help me make a pun for my PS4 ID

Ok so I was thinking about something like "Gnarly Davidson" but it was taken. Something lighthearted like that. You guys are pretty good with it. Help me out please

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👤︎ u/Liemoa
📅︎ Dec 24 2016
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Just got my wife and infant son with this one...

After a feeding, my beautiful wife went to burp our seven month old son. He let out a gnarly burp, right in her face, to which she said, "Ew. That burp was foul, kid."

I replied with, "Did you feed him chicken salad?"

A delayed, angry smirk was a welcomed response.

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👤︎ u/SU55
📅︎ Sep 25 2014
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Dad's advice on wine

Me: Have you ever had Gnarly Head wine?

Dad: Yeah

Me: Do you like it?

Dad: Yeah every guy likes gnarly head.

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📅︎ Mar 31 2014
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