I wonder what she’s up to now.
Is that considered a Ginger Snap???
When he arrives he sees the security guard at his desk, sobbing
“I c-can’t believe the boss forgot my b-b-birthday”
Seeing this opportunity, the thief sneaks round to the back steals the security codes and goes to access the vault.
Unfortunately for the thief, the head of the bank was busy giving a tour to some possible investors and is at the vault.
Upon seeing the thief (who is stupidly dressed in horizontal black and white stripes) he exclaims, “HOW DID YOU GET PAST MY SECURITY!!?!”
To which the thief replies, “You let your guard down”
It was very centimental.
She had Acapulco-lips.
A private tutor
Police believe it to be the work of organised crime.
Daddy, you're sad because it's SADurday.
I was so proud.
They're hoping you're gonna be in a cast.
Get Ellatha one!
It gets toad.
I said to him, “What the Hellman?”
Triple A
“Dang!” I replied. “I really thought I’d nailed it.”
I don’t know why he takes it out on bees.
I said, “Oi, what’s your game?”
This is because concrete floors are really hard.
He was in tens.
A grave mistake
Too many lochs
The banana split
Me: Ok, and for the main course?
He was resisting a rest.
Until I fell into a printing press.
Because every play has a cast.
They were a little shy for my liking
Cause he never revealed any of his secrets.
A cab, and quick
The ceiling will fall and crush you.
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.
“Something I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.
Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.
“That’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. “I’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.
He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.
“Master Yoda!” he asks. “What did I do wrong?”
Yoda replies sagely, “A Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”
...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage
In fact, the last few were very half-farted
Stay tuned
When it's Solid-air
He just thought she was a little shellfish.
There's a lot of cold turkey to go around.
IT was hard.
Its because everyone in the play is in a cast
They can never find probable Clause
Now I'm wanted for tacks fraud.
A tow truck
It gets "toad" away
Because every show has a cast!
Because there's always a cast
Because every play has a cast
Because every play has a cast
