A list of puns related to "Jump wire"
Utter destruction.
Udder destruction.
Udder destruction
Probably a re-post, but I haven't seen it on here in quite a while
If you have seen it recently... I'm utterly sorry
Udder devastation
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Steak.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with five legs?
A mootation.
What do you call a cow with four legs?
A cow.
What do you call a cow that tried to jump over a barbed wire fence?
Udder destruction.
Once upon a time, there was a bull named Hannibal.
One day, he looked to the adjacent field, seperated by barbed wire, and saw a beautiful female cow grazing there. Naturally, being the show-off that he was, he decided to jump over the barbed wire fence to impress the lady. From that day onward, people just called him Hanni.
An udder disaster
Udder destruction
udder destruction.
Utter destruction
It was udder destruction.
It was udder destruction.
Udder destruction.
It was udder destruction.
It was udder destruction.
It was udder destruction.
It was udder destruction.
It was udder destruction.
Utter destruction.
Udder Destruction
Udder destruction
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
What do you call it when a cow jumps on a trampoline? Milkshake
That cow then jumped over a barbed wire fence. It was udder devastation.
I know, I really milked it.
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