A list of puns related to "NET"
"Hey buddy, quit fishing for compliments!"
A magnet.
Bad Minton!
"That's the goal at least."
That's one expensive net
We were both bad trapeze artists
I dont get the punchline but he's smiling
I guess you could say it was a net gain
Based on a true story
Four pirates looking for a lost parrot
If you cut a hole in a net, the net has less holes
I'd guess that it's less than you paid for it.
'cuz Annette had called in sick that day.
Holes tied together with string.
He made a good bit from selling the fish, but unfortunately it was a net loss.
They argued it was an act of cod.
I need to catch some Zs.
I guess he can only move diagonally
(Courtesy of my dad while watching the Dallas Stars game)
Itβs Racket science!
How am I supposed to catch fish now?
all thanks to ashit pie
have intense intents in tents.
Ion know about that chief.
Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.
Because each point starts with a service.
Fell in love with the wireless at my house. It's like the Wifi never had
It defeats the porpoise. http://i.imgur.com/bw1fYaO.jpg
(I'm a dad.)
I'm currently taking a course in computer communication, and explained some of the history of the internet and networking in general with my parents.
When I got to the part about wireless connections, I mentioned that the first wireless data network was the ALOHA-NET, which was developed on the Hawaii islands.
Dad was quiet for a few seconds, and then said with a smile:
"Is that why it's called HawaiiFi?
That Costa them a goal!
A colleague from the .net department came into our department (java) and said, i must have forgotten my coffee here, he picked it up and on his way back to his department a colleague told him that he accidentally took his fish with him
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