What did the drum stick say to the snare drum?
When you gonna let me beat
Two snares and a cymbal fell off a cliff...
Ba dum tss
My dad just told be a cool joke about drums
I thought I’d snare it with you guys
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna One....Anna Two
Rock pun
How do you wish a rocker good night? Sweet drums.
What's the best Christmas present money can buy?
A broken drum.
You just can't beat it.
What happened to the drum when he went to the haunted house?
He got snared.
How do you catch a drummer?
You put out a snare!
“Son, please don’t start playing the drums again!”
“If you do, there will be repercussions.”
An evil French chef mixes Kryptonite in their treats and flings them at Superman. Batman arrives on the scene but does nothing, allowing Jimmy Olsen to catch the pastries in a net, at which point Superman saves the day. It’s like they say:
Not all heroes snare crepes.
I was going to make a joke about drummers but, um,
tsss!
Music-Dad's favorite...
Two Snare Drums and a Cymbal fall down a well.....
Buh-Dum-Ching
