What's the biggest rip off of all time?
A circumcision
RIP Kev
This old bloke I know just passed away. He was well known in the community for his wood turning - bowls, furniture - you name it, he did it. So for the funeral, they decided to bury his prized lathe right there next to him.
It's a nice gesture - but I know he'd be turning in his grave if he knew.
What do you call a shirt that rips easily?
Tear-able
James Randi, RIP
Alright people. Anyone who can perform telekinesis, raise my hand.
Cars rip by at 200mph, so how fast do you have to be a NASCAR cameraman?
Reel quick
When are rip tides dangerous?
Current-ly
You're welcome, I'll be here all week!
My friend is inventing breakthrough upholstery fabric that can self-mend rips and tears. When I asked how he's progressing, he replied....
Sofa sew good.
Regardless of price, Velcro is always a rip off
Himalayan tombstones don't say RIP.
They say Everest
Donβt talk to me while Iβm trying to sew this small rip.
I needle little space.
Velcro is a rip-off.
πΆ Wheen it rips out your eye, and you bleed βtill you die
- thatβs a Moray !
What do you call a cheap circumcision A rip-off.
I felt a small rip in my favorite pair of pants today
But I canβt seam to find out where.
I prefer shoe-laces because Velcro is a rip-off.
Rip Taylor
I felt a little sad for my lucky sock when I looked down and saw another rip, this one baring my entire ankle.
I sniffled. My sock was on it's last leg.
If it only bounced off the Twin Towers! RIP
RIP Boiled water.
You will be mist.
RIP boiled water....
....you will be mist
RIP boiled water
You will be mist
RIP boiled water...
You will be mist
When are rip tides a problem?
Current-ly
RIP boiling water.
You will be mist.
RIP boiled water
You'll be mist
Velcro is a rip off
RIP evaporated water.
You will be mist.
