Not a Dad, but my Dad made this joke. "What do you call Jack the Ripper with a butter knife?"
A dull evening.
What kind of ghost is Jack the Ripper?
Ethereal killer
A ripper.
My ten month old son was becoming upset when presents were being unwrapped. I said " he must find the wrapping paper tearable."
My dad's taxi rank ripper
So last week, my family was returning home on a plane flight, and because we had a lot of luggage, my parents decided to take a taxi. Well, we'd been waiting at the taxi rank for a while, and my dad exclaims: "We've been waiting here ten minutes, and what have we got to chauffeur it?" Groans were had.
Looking for Chicken Names that are puns of Serial Killers
We are finally getting chickens! We are also obsessed with puns and serial killers. Can anyone of the much brighter minds than mine think of any good chicken related/true crime puns?
