The Hook Puns

A list of puns related to "The Hook"

Captain Hook was upset about the cost of his ear piercings.

But it was only a buck an ear.

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👤︎ u/kdlaz
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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My uncle is really good at fishing. He always knows exactly what kind of worm to put on his fishing hook, in order to catch the desired kind of fish.

One might say he is a master baiter.

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👤︎ u/assafstone
📅︎ Sep 18 2020
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How did Captain Hook fight Peter Pan & the lost boys?

Single-handedly.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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Years ago, I auditioned for a part in the movie Hook.

It didn’t Pan out.

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👤︎ u/DullUnicorn
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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The first thing I’ll say if Captain James Hook ever get hit by a truck is

“You ain’t seeing half of the insurance money”

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👤︎ u/Wu-Chinese
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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When Captain Hook was running away from the ticking alligator..

It must have been very time consuming!

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👤︎ u/lfantine
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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The metal hooks tied to my rope broke.

I'm having a hard time grappling with this.

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👤︎ u/Evrant
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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Where did the pirate get his hook?

The second hand store

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👤︎ u/FYF_IDontCare
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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I love fishing but I can never pull the fish closer once I hook it.

It's a reel problem.

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👤︎ u/newkyd
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?

I guess that’s debaitable.

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👤︎ u/MeatsackKY
📅︎ Jul 11 2019
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A lot of the girls i hook up with like kissing in the rain

But those are just my shower thots

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👤︎ u/Det_Wun_Gai
📅︎ Mar 31 2018
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How does Capt. Hook wake up in the morning?

He uses an alarm croc!

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👤︎ u/NoctisAlam
📅︎ Apr 13 2018
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Why did the angler bait his hook with uranium?

He wanted to go nuclear fission!

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👤︎ u/expo1001
📅︎ Apr 09 2018
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I have faith in the hook I installed

It's something I can hang my hat on

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👤︎ u/torakwho
📅︎ Dec 05 2016
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Where did the pirate buy his hook?

At a second hand store.

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👤︎ u/fireseeker4him
📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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How did the pirate buy a hook so cheap?

He bought it second hand

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👤︎ u/Harvey_Combe2217
📅︎ May 25 2019
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Where did the pirate get his hooks?

A second hand store.

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👤︎ u/LordSentinus
📅︎ Aug 12 2017
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