Mental Patient Puns

What's the biggest difference between male patients in a mental hospital and their female nurses?

They're nuts!

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/chrisesplin

📅︎ Apr 16 2021

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So i visited a neurologic clinic that, between other mental illness, treats Alzheimer patients. This was their main lobby's painting.

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/XurroMaster

📅︎ Sep 06 2019

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Did you here about the Mental Hospital patient that broke out and went on a rape spree?

The headlines read "Nuts, Bolts and screws!"

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Phredex

📅︎ May 12 2018

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