To cut a long story short

I became a film editor.

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👤︎ u/lolyfe-dc
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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A short story about cheese.

K, so...

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👤︎ u/SabySins
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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Let's make a long story short

Fin

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📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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I bumped into my very short mate Peter down the pub. He told a few hilarious stories about the flatbread factory he works in.

I love the pitta patter of tiny Pete

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📅︎ Oct 16 2019
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Long story short,

I love summaries.

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📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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A short story at the library

Dad: do you have any books on turtles? Librarian: hard backs? Dad: yeah with the little heads that go in and out.

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📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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a short punny story

Todd was a typical nerdy high schooler, and like most guys, he had a crush on Mary. One day, he got the courage to ask Mary to prom. To his surprise, she said yes. On the day of the prom, Todd had to excuse himself to get a drink. He went to the water fountain, but there was a long line. He then went to the lemonade table, but there was a long line there also. So he turned toward the fruit punch table...

and there was no punchline

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📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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A short story

So yesterday me and my childhokd friends went to a pizza place we decided to go to a place called donatella, preety decent pizza place. My friend asked for his girlfriend "do you know of theres anything vegan?" I whispered "no... But hey DONATELLA!!!"

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📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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In the movie "Being John Malkovich", they literally made a long story short.
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👤︎ u/clifwith1f
📅︎ Apr 29 2018
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Recently read this autobiography of a midget, not a large book though. More of a short story. imgur.com/9b6aguD
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📅︎ Jun 17 2016
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A short story

John Deavensmit was not having a good time. After an incident involving a coffee spill, he'd been sued for $50 million, and somehow the jury had ruled against him. There was no way he could pay that much money; he'd go bankrupt.

Naturally, he filed for an appeal, but the winner of the case was already beginning to hound him for money, hoping to get at least something before the judgement was overturned. John was nearly at his wit's end before he found an unusual package in his mailbox.

It was from a couple of his friends, who all went on to law school when John left to create a startup. They'd all been very successful, and had gone on to be justices at various levels, from courts in a small county in Wisconsin all the way to the Supreme Court. When he opened it up, he was surprised to see an ink drawing of a thick wooden stick. It was signed by his friends, and accompanied by a note:

> Hey John, > > We're sorry to hear about your loss in court last month. We met up at a judge conference in the Davison Center, and we thought that we'd do something special for you. We met up in the Grapefruit Room and all worked together to draw this. We hope you enjoy it! > > Your friends

Now, John had been to D.C. a few times, and knew about the Davison Centre. It was renowned for its very offbeat architecture. The Grapefruit Room was one of the weirdest: it had been constructed by taking a world-record grapefruit, carving out the flesh, and preserving the rind. The result was a walk-in fruit, and it always smelled of citrus.

It took John a while to work out the significance of the gift, but when he realized it, he was overjoyed. His good friends had seen fit to grant him a stave judge-men penned in a peel.

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👤︎ u/scshunt
📅︎ Sep 28 2012
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I want to start a series of Short Stories

I want to start a series of short stories based around the first openly gay Persian King called 'Memoirs of a Gay Shah'.

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👤︎ u/Selee
📅︎ Dec 10 2014
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To cut a long story short

I became a film editor

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📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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long story short

the end

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📅︎ Mar 12 2020
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To make a long story short...

Just take the elevator

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📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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To make a long story short,

The end.

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👤︎ u/lankyjay16
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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I promise this will be a short story.

^story

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👤︎ u/Kv9109
📅︎ Jan 20 2017
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