Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he can neverland.

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Despite being famous for flying, why did Peter Pan make for a terrible pilot?

Because he Never Lands

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How did Captain Hook fight Peter Pan & the lost boys?

Single-handedly.

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Whilst soaring through the skies, Peter Pan got stuck in a tree

Which means he'll probably Neverland

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Every week, at a comedy club I tell a joke about Peter Pan and nobody laughs.

The joke neverlands.

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Peter Pan Puns

I came up with two today, be warned they are punishing.

Why are the Lost Boys so poor? It's because they can Never Land a job.

How did Peter Pan get so fat? He keeps eating out at Wendy's.

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Why couldn't Peter Pan ever be a comedian?

Because his jokes Neverland :D

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Why is Peter Pan Always Flying ?
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Talking about Peter Pan when my 14 y/o daughter says, "Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain."
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Why does Peter Pan fly? Because he Neverlands.

I love this joke. It never grows old.

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What's Peter pan's favorite restaurant?

Wendy's

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If Peter Pan had a plane at home, it would always be in the air.

Because it would Neverland.

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Remember that 🐊 from Disney’s Peter Pan?

He was quite the ticking croc; so much so that they should have called him a clockodile.

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Why did Peter Pan tune the guitar?

He wanted to B minor.

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Why can't Peter Pan defeat Captain Hook?

Because his punches Neverland.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

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Why is Peter pan always flying?

He never lands!

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands!

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He never lands!

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He never lands!

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands

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Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying

He Neverlands

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Why did Peter Pan fail as a comedian?

Because his jokes neverland.

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Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands.

I love this Joke because it never gets old

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Why are Peter Pan jokes always funny?

Because they never get old.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He Neverland's.

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Why does Peter Pan keep flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he Neverlands

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Why is Peter pan always flying

He neverlands

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands....

And this joke never grows old.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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Where is Peter Pan's favorite place to eat?

Wendy's

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Peter Pan

Why does Peter pan always fly?Β Because he neverlands!

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When Peter Pan punches,

they Neverland

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Cos he Neverlands...

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