Did you hear that Jane declined Tarzan’s proposal?

He was known to be a swinger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Idontknowwhoiam_1
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What is Tarzan's favorite car?

Mazda 323

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What did Tarzan say when he found his knife?

Ah, there it is

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?

Here come the elephants.

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Jane: I miss England.

Tarzan: Me no understand. You win beauty pageant?

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Why did the elephant lie down in the river?

Because Tarzan said "damnit".

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[REQUEST] Username Puns?

So I want to change my Xbox username, but since it costs money, I want to get it right (not that I'm broke, but I think that it's stupid that it charges you). My name is Clayton, so I think a Clayton-Related pun for the username would be cool.

Examples: ClaytonicBond, ClaytonianRhapsody, etc.

However, other creative usernames are also appreciated.

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Dad's old one-two combo.

Dad: Hey, why did the elephant paint his balls red?

Me: Umm.. I don't know, why?

Dad: To hide in a cherry tree!

Me: ...

Dad: Okay.. how did Tarzan get killed?

Me: sigh I don't know Dad, how?

Dad: Picking cherries!

Facepalms all around by everyone in earshot, and Dad would know that he had done well.

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Dad tells this set of jokes to every new kid he meets.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?

Here come the elephants.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?

Nothing, he didn't recognize them.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the giraffes coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?

Those damn elephants aren't gonna fool me this time...

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