But it's a vas deferens.
I just dont have the balls to tell her.
They made a right balls up of it!
Bob:..."Yes, they're in favor of it, 14 to 3..."
Me: Technically, no.
But he prefers the term orchestrating
I just tell her I hadn't noticed a vas deferens
Doctor calls it his 'Hollow-ween' special.
I said, “I don’t notice a vas deferens.”
Him: Yes, I’m not kidding you.
His name is Howie snippem. Specialist in Circumcisions. He works for tips.
You know what the biggest difference is between you and me? I'll give you a hint. It's a vast difference.
the guy said there was a family vote and it was 17 to 1
But when we got home they were still there
There wasn't a vast deferens.
There is a vas deferens
I didn't feel any vas deferens
In the end we split the deferens.
The doctor asks "why are you dressed like that?"
"If I'm going to be impotent, I want to look impotent."
At least, I notice no vas deferens.
His dr told him there wouldn’t be a vast difference.
I told her there's a vas deferens between male and female genitalia
I've had to tell her over and over that it's not that bad, and that I don't notice much of a vas deferens.
But I’d have no balls
Came home later and they were still here...
He told me there is a vas deferens.
He didn't notice a vas deferens.
Crossposted to /r/childfree
Sorry that this is technically a non-dad joke.
Vas deferens
The before and after was like day and night, a vas deferens
my dad had these tubes in his nose, with oxygen when he woke up, and the nurse was around doing medical stuff..
Dad: Is these tubes necessary? can I take them out?
Nurse: I can try turning them off?
nurse is turning the medical ventilator off ...
My dad grasps for air
Nurse jumps in shock turning the ventilator on again and turns to look at my stupid father laughing
Nurse: "YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE, DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!"
My dad was pretty woozy at the time and still he made the practical joke of the year
Haha! ahh I love that old bastard..
unfortunately I came up empty
Seems like a vas improvement so far.
The urologist told me that I need to use an athletic supporter for 3 to 7 days following the procedure but he also said not to ejaculate for at least a week so what exactly am I supposed to do with this cheerleader in my basement?
Speaking of birth control, what's the difference between permanent female sterilization and a Russian bakery? Well, one's a tubal ligation, the other's a Ruble pie station.
My greatest regret in all this is that I can no longer dress up for Halloween as a pirate and carrying around a sign that says, "Ask me what I use to convey sperm from my testicle to my urethra," for the sake of replying, "A vas, matey!"
Look, these are hard to come up with and my nads are sore. Give me something to make the wife groan that sexy, "why did I marry you" groan that we all love.
Now I've got nowhere to keep my flowers.
My mom just told me the story. Apparently, my dad and my uncle went to get vasectomies together. They were picked up at the house by a limo. My mom, confused, asked why they ordered a limo to drive them to get their vasectomies, to which my dad responded, "If I'm going to be impotent, I want to look im-po'-tant."
Compared to what the procedure used to consist of, there's a vas deferens.
My buddy got a vasectomy yesterday, and afterward he was telling me he was kept awake through the whole thing and actually smelled the cauterization.
"Did it smell similar to pork, or was there a vas deferens?"
Me: Technically I can’t.
Me: Yes, I’m not kidding you.
Me: Yes, I’m not kidding you.
There wasn't a vast deferens.
"Yes, I'm not kidding you."
But I came home and they were still there.
