Caesarean Puns

A list of puns related to "Caesarean"

When my daughter was born, my wife and the doctors elected for a Caesarean birth.

It was a democra-C section.

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👤︎ u/nate_hawwk
📅︎ Nov 07 2018
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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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Where did Julius Caesar's fans sit at the Colosseum?

The Caesarean section.

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👤︎ u/hutimuti
📅︎ Nov 27 2016
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Latin class

Teacher: Who was married to Julia, Julius Caesar's daughter? Class: Pompey Teacher: Yes and after his daughter died in childbirth, there was no family tie between Julius Caesar and Pompey and so became his enemy. Me: When she died in childbirth, did Julia have a Caesarean section? Teacher: lowers head and bangs on desk Why are you in my class?

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👤︎ u/ImRedditingOnMyPhonr
📅︎ Dec 22 2014
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