A list of puns related to "Pasteurisation"
Milk.
It's pasteurised before you see it.
"Dad, what does pasteurised mean?"
Dad picks up milk carton.
"Well this is milk,"
He slowly moves the carton past my sisters face.
"...and now it's past-your-eyes-'d milk"
One blink and they’ve gone pasteurise.
The royal court of Egypt hires a new bath servant for Queen Cleopatra.
The Queen walks into her royal bath chamber disrobes and climbs into her empty bath.
“Please fill my bath with milk”
“Pasteurised?”
“Just up to my tits will be fine”
In the sitting room watching the football match, and I was saying how my group in college had to do a project on the pasteurisation of milk...and he comes out with this classic. Every line in the dialogue is him:
Did you know that Cleopatra used to bathe in milk?
Was it pasteurised?
No it only went up to around her shoulders!
"Just pasteurising the milk"
Milk because by the time you see it it's already pasteurised.
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