A positively transcen-dental pun...
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Dental extractions are immolar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuzet
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I just booked my dental appointment.

I’m scheduled to come in for tooth hurty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tonesemi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What do you call dental X-rays?

Tooth pics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene?

A flossy raptor.

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What do rappers use for dental hygiene?

Fluorida

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pthelynese
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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I book all my dental appointments for 2:30...

So I can tell the receptionist that I've arrived... for my tooth hurty...

I'm so sorry..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VentilatedEgg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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A dental implant is a device. Toothpaste can be blue.

So if you have a dental implant, and brush with blue toothpaste, what do you call it?

A Bluetooth device.

Courtesy of my seven-year-old son, who is getting the hang of this pun thing.

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Getting good dental insurance...

...is like pulling teeth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jspittman
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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I always schedule my dental appointments for the same time.

It’s always at tooth hurty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdafbird
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Where does Obama get his teeth cleaned? The prese-dental place #michaelporiginal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/figgerer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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What does every dental student hope for?

A fluoride scholarship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrWhat4
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Do you know why they banned those red coloring dental tablets that revealed where you hadn’t brushed your teeth properly?

Because every time your dentist gave them to you she dyed a little inside!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarynxm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Walmart is opening dental offices in some of its stores.

There will be an express lane for people with less than 12 teeth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Had some dental work done today. Dentist gave me the anesthetic and asked how my mouth felt.

"Just swell!"

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Why did the dental assistant go to the comedy club?

She was told she was really good at impressions!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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My crush is a dental student,

but she doesn't have fillings for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rishyche
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Puns about camping and dental work feat. my bestie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowsGirl9
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If you break up with your girlfriend over her dental work, dies it mean you are bracist?

Posted this poorly this morning. It may be trash, but I think it is original.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ishkunfana
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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What do you call a depressed presenter at a dental convention?

A blue tooth speaker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doonhijoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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What US State has the best dental hygiene?

Fluoride-a!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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What do you do after your dental records are copied?

Tooth paste...

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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I got a dental implant today

It's like having a robot tooth. I've named it R2DTooth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reefay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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What do you call a terrorist with dental issues?

Gingivisis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kjlee2112
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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What do you call dental x-rays?

Tooth pics!

Stollen from a friend. Quick search on this sub yeilded no results. Hopefully it makes some of you chuckle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lord-steezus
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Have you heard about the Christian Dental Society?

They're a real molars and values crowd

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After spending 20 years as a Lawyer, Dad finally retired to pursue his dream of providing Dental Care to the needy...

He calls it The Tooth, the Whole Tooth, and Nothing but the Tooth.

So help me Gauze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cinnamonico
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2017
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Dadjoked my dental hygienist this morning

I saw my new dentist for the first time this morning, and the hygienist was going over my insurance with me. We were talking about full mouth x-rays - I wasn't sure when my last one was and she wasn't sure if it was covered.

Hygienist: "The doctor recommends doing it anyway, and if your insurance doesn't cover it, he'll eat the cost."

Me: "I just hope he remembers to floss afterward."

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I'm always sure to keep my toothpaste and dental tape separated...

...so as to avoid floss-contamination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSidewalkSlam
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I'm in dental school. Came up with this one while reading a clickbait ad during class

A dentist asked his patient to open wide. What happened next is jaw-dropping

My dad loved it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GovSchnitzel
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What do you call drawn out dentals?

Amputeeth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moshruum
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2017
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My boss is very proud of his dental paperwork

My boss sent me an email with this screenshot, particularly proud of himself. I thought it belonged here.

http://imgur.com/UelSuiV

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Why do dentists call them "Dental x-rays" when they could just call them...

...Tooth pics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roxroxx
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What do you call dental x-rays ?

Tooth pics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VadimKu
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What do you call dental x-rays?

Tooth pics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamj91
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What do you call dental x-rays??

Tooth pics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meltedpickless
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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What do you call dental photos?

Tooth pics.

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