Dentist puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tkeign
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2017
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What do you call it when you go to an amateur dentist?

Tooth or Dare

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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My dentist did a root canal on the wrong tooth...

It was .... accidental

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ixamnis
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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You know, visiting the dentist is actually pretty... boring once you know the drill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aistan83
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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I'd like to meet the dentist that would handle this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Why did the king go to the dentist?

To get a crown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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What is a Dentist's favorite time of the day?

2:30

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supersam1434
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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My dentist looks like my eye doctor

They’re identical

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuzet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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I was fired from my job as a dentist, but I’m okay with it.

There was no hard fillings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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My Dentist can say one magic word and can get anyone to open their mouths.

He must be the Wizard of Ahhhs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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One time I asked my dentist what time it was

He said it was Tooth Hurty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kirito-Kirisaki
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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I'm at the dentist for the third filling this year....

I know the drill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigg_mike_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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What do you call a dentist that donates his work to charity?

Free Drilly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stairsmaster
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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Dentist: "You need a crown."

Me: "Finally, someone who understands me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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When's the best time to schedule an appointment with a dentist?

Tooth hurtie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onliery
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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After I went to the dentist, I went and recorded a gospel album. My mouth was still numb, so I was drooling the whole time.

The album's called "Songs of Salivation".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMakeCrap
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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What kind of rabbit works in the dentists office?

The Ether Bunny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrixyUkulele
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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What did the judge say when she went to the dentist?

Do you swear to take the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Incromulent
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...

He said it was acci-dental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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What movie a dentist doesn't want to see?

Biofilm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadowlegend551
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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One out of ten dentists recommends...

... that you brush your teeth with straight, undiluted corn syrup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Who's a dentist's least favourite Mario Party character?

D.K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eagleboy444
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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I now know how my dentist feels

Because getting my kid to eat dinner is like pulling teeth!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kzykattn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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What do you call a dentists defining moment?

The moment of tooth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/datoneweirdo20
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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A man went to the Dentist's

The Dentist said: "Wow your teeth are disgusting."

The man cried

Then..

The Dentist said: "Geez.. you don't have to be that sensiteeth."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hanemun
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?

2:30

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nerfviking
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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Why did the pharaoh go to the dentist?

Egypt his tooth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joeburgs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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I was gonna apply for a job at a Dentist’s Office, but unfortunately...

They didn’t need any fillings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordIggy88
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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I hate dentists.

Bad oral hygiene can cause so many bad things in your mouth, yet they tell you to brush it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pokebandit91
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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My dentist removed my teeth

That was very demolarising

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rairishu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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What time do you make a dentist appointment?

Tooth Hurty

(2:30)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EndlessDadJokes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed

To be honest this is pretty demolarizing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyHandsAreOrange
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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What did the dentist say to the devil?

The power of crest compelles you!

came up with that in seminary class

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parzeen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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What's a dentist's favorite language?

...Brushin'!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fantagious
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Why do kings and queens go to the dentist?

For a crown.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?

His drill slipped

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daydrastik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Dentists always ask dumb questions like β€œwhen’s the last time you flossed?”

Like bro you were there!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sandyatk445
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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My dentist is having a sale today...

Plaque Friday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What's a dentist's favourite time?

2:30

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jelly0292
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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When's the best time to visit the dentist?

When tooth dirty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RumAndCoco
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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What time does the Irishman go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobanwashborne
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...

He said it was acci-dental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

DO you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saiyyanwarrior
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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I asked my dad β€œWhat time is my dentist appointment”

He said β€œTooth hurty”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iammedicated420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Toothirty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eddiespaghettio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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When’s the best time to go to the dentist?

2:30

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Toothhurty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Its_J_Just_J
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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