When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Toothhurty.

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What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed his tooth?

The dentist.

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Why did the dentist remove the wrong tooth?

He didnโ€™t mean to, he did it acciDENTALly

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"What time did the man go to the dentist?"

"Tooth hurt-y."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PersonWalker
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Why did the speaker go to the dentist?

Because it had bluetooth

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Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/daydrastik
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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My Dad Goes To The Dentist

When he gets there, the Dentist asks, "Are you here for your teeth appointment?"

"No," Dad replies. "I'm here for my teeth alignment. Why would I need pointy teeth?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LavaWolf800
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I went to the dentist the other day. He took one look at my teeth and said he needed to do an impression.

To be honest, his Sinatra wasn't that bad.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GodNamedBob
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Who was the best known dentist of the confederacy?

John Wilkes Tooth

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I told the dentist my teeth were hurting so he told me to go home and drink some Whiskey

So I gave it a shot

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I have an appointment with the dentist at

Tooth hurty P.M.

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Once upon a time when I visited the dentist........

Doctor: What's the problem?

Me: I'm a moth.

Doctor: Excuse me?

Me: I'm a moth.

Doctor: Maybe you should see a psychiatrist not a dentist.

Me: I went to the psychiatrist about an hour ago.

Doctor: Then what are you doing here?

Me: Your light was on.

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*Ted receiving the Best Dentist award at the Dentist award show*

This award is my crowning achievement but this is the only plaque thatโ€™s allowed in my house.

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Why did the rastafarian go to the dentist?

Because he hurt his jah.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/theearlofcrankcase
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When did the dentist develop tooth pain?

Tooth-hurty! (2:30)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wongonsomanylvls
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I went to the dentist yesterday...

I went to my dentist yesterday, and after about a half an hour of cleaning and filling I finally could go home. Before I left he stopped me and said,

"Hey man, you better lay off the sweets, you'll get cavities."

I scoffed and replied, "I'll be fine doc."

Today I took a bite into my third chocolate bar and suddenly a jolt of pain shot from my tooth,

"OW MOTHERFU--"

I went to the dentist again, running inside. He turned to me and smirked,

"The tooth hurts, doesn't it?"

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I had to reschedule a work meeting today to bring my son to the orthodontist. My coworker said she was thinking the same thing because she has to visit the dentist.

I told her that was quite coinciDENTAL.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Promiscuous_D8a
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What happens when you donโ€™t go to the dentist because you are too afraid of catching coronavirus?

You get Covidies

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nate_hawwk
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When is it time to see the dentist?

2:30

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ralph-Hinkley
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Wich dentist makes the most mistakes

Incidentist

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What did the Dentist say when tripping balls on LSD?
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Iโ€™m the only appointment my dentist has. But I cancelled it.

Now Iโ€™m just a disappointment.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/archit14
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What time in the day do most people go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurtee

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/2shoesnotfellows
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I saw my dentist walking down the street the other day...

He was shaking his head and looking at his watch. He said I'm overdue for an appointment and that he has an opening today. I asked what time can I come in? He smugly replied "tooth hurty".

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A man went to the dentist

The man receives his test results from the dentist, the man looks down, visibly upset. the dentist asks: "Is everything okay, sir?" the man looks up, sighs, and says "the tooth hurts"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/samsaver3
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When is the best time to schedule a dentist appointment?

2:30

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they called him the king of the dentists

because he specialized in crowns

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Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist who got into a brawl?

They fought tooth and nail

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Did you hear the latest joke about the dentist who loves tooth extraction?

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Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

Because he lost his filling.

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My dentist removed the wrong tooth.

It was accidental.

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Why did the Queen go to the dentist?

She broke her crown.

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At the dentist's office the other day....

Me: "Doc, whenever I brush my teeth, I get the feeling that there is a 10 cent coin, nearby."

Dentist: "Are you brushing with Sense-a-dime?"

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What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurtey

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What time is it if you're at the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.

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When is the best time for a dentist appointment?

Tooth hurty

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What is the best time to go to dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wampzi
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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Hennymy
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I have an appointment to go to the dentist

It's at tooth hurty

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a chocolate filling

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/blandlemon
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At what time do you go to the dentist?

Toothurty

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When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurtie.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hayeshilton
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When is the best time to visit the dentist?

Tooth-Hurty

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Nebih
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What time do dentists recommend as the best time to schedule an appointment?

2:30

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HiddenPictures
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Whatโ€™s the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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When's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurtie!!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/yashrajt
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When should you go to the dentist

at two-thirty

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