A list of puns related to "The Prisoners"
They hold a con-test.
A condescending con descending.
After a couple hours, the guard on duty steps away to use the bathroom.
The one prisoner says: "Quick, this is our chance to escape. We only have a few minutes so have to work together. You rip bedsheets into strips and I'll tie them into a rope, then we can climb down through the window.
The other agrees, "Got it. I sheet, you knot."
Mandatory minerals
.... it was a clear case of criminal in tent.
It marks the end of his sentence
I thought: "that's a condescending con descending"
Lifesavers
because it's the end of their sentence.
A little condescending
Very condescending
I know what you're thinking, "Oman, that joke was Shiite, can't you joke about Sunni else?" I could, or you Kuwait until I'm finished. Do I have more? Yemen, but Israeli not that many. I write them down though... I store them in Iraq. Or for transport I store them I'm my bag, Dad. (Pretend you're my dad.)
Edit: Minor detail (Quatar you doing, man!)
As a detergent against future grime.
They're calling it self defence.
He didn’t have a dog.
They were harboring a fugitive.
He wanted to be more shivalrous.
It’ll be a while before he finishes his sentence.
I heard it was off the chain!
He gave them a con descending look.
"Don't mess with Hugh Jackman. He's got those long nails. And I hear he went to Michigan! Har ar ar ar ar..."
Con descending
A little condescending
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