Dental School Puns

A dentist asked his patient to open wide. What happened next is jaw-dropping

My dad loved it

My dad is currently a dentist and my sister is in her third year of dental school. She took her National Board Exam last Saturday. Since my dad took that test too at one point in his life, she asked him for "Any tips?" My dad immediately took out his wallet and threw dollar bills at her.

Edit: and no, my dad didn't throw money to let her know that becoming a stripper is a viable career.

So I'm in undergrad right now, on track to apply to dental school and whatnot. My parents came down to visit me and bring me some home cooked goodies. They got hungry so we decided to hit up a BBQ joint. In the car, my mom is scolding me for something (I forget what for) but my reply was that I don't have any patience to do it. She says "Why don't you have any patience?" when my dad chimes in and says "Well, he has to wait until he graduates from dental school before he gets any patients".

Baduhm-tss