Urology Puns

A list of puns related to "Urology"

I went to school for years studying urology and you know what they give me?

A Pee.H.D

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👤︎ u/AniggaNamedByron
📅︎ Sep 30 2019
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What do they say when you get accepted to Urology school?

Urine!

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👤︎ u/shelberta
📅︎ Mar 19 2014
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I called the urologist on what must have been a busy day.

The receptionist said, "Urology department, can you hold?"

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👤︎ u/zanman28
📅︎ Sep 15 2018
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To my urologist friend

Saying goodbye to my friend I haven't seen in a long time who is now a PA in urology:

Him: If you need any Viagra just let me know!

Me: That's not a problem...yet. Not gone wood! (Sounds like "Knock on wood" when you say it)

We were laughing and hating me at the same time.

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👤︎ u/bdon_58k
📅︎ Dec 27 2015
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