Which animal has the biggest breasts
You know what animal has the hardest life?
Dogs have it pretty ruff.
I went to the zoo the other day but the only animal there was a dog.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
....
It was a shitzu.
EDIT: For those who say it's "stolen", i had no idea. A friend of mine told me this one yesterday and i just had to post it. That's it :)
Who always gets blamed for letting the farm animals out of their pens?
What is the coolest animal?
Frogs, they eat Fly for breakfast.
Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
My Roomba accidentally went outside our front door, and the neighbourhood animals immediately started attacking it.
Whats the difference between a human and an animal?
You can legally put down one
I have a problem. My wife steals animals from the zoo and hides them in our house.
I tried to bring it up but she didn't want to discuss the elephant in the room.
A sales guy tried to sell me on a new preparation to wash my hair with, which supposedly contains the excrements of some very special rainforest animal or whatever.
I saw a big animal during the safari. I think it was an elephant
Which animal won’t share the shrubbery?
Did you know that the fastest animal on land is the ostrich?
Actually, it's not but the fastest one is a cheetah
What’s the most naked animal?
What is the most musical animal?
Which animals are the easiest to embarass?
Sloths are the most social animals.
They always want to hang out.
What's the most inappropriate shaolin animal kung fu style?
Which is the oldest animal on the earth ?
No animals were harmed in the posting of this meme
Some animals escaped from the zoo and caused ruckus!
What farm animals are good for the environment?
What s the most dangerous animal in 2020?
The panda, because of the pandamic
My family has been getting stir crazy. So we decided to take our son to the local zoo. Problem is, it’s a small zoo. They only have one animal. It’s a dog.
The animals in Australia are dangerous
but they’re the most dangerous in Queensland because they can move in any direction.
I made a graph of all the animals I've observed pooping in my yard.
Why didn't the animals play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best...
The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey stood nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength. None in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all... hawk, lion and stinker.
What’s the largest superlative of the animal kingdom?
Dad: Son, what be a pirate's favorite restaurant? Son: Arrrrby's! Dad: Correct! And what be a pirate's favorite animal? Son: Arrrrmadillo! Dad: Right again! But what be a pirate's favorite body part? Son: Easy. The arrrrrm!
Dad: You'd think it would be the arrrrm, but he's rather fond of the booty!
What animal is the best at keeping your medical information confidential?
Did you hear about the animals that shared an Amazon account?
I went to a museum to feed the animals
but they were all stuffed.
The first animal to be mechanically milked must've been pumped.
I know it's an old joke, I'm just milking it dry. I just think its dairy funny.
What is the most conceited animal?
I heard someone played Animal Crossing: New Horizons for so long on end they conked out with the console still in their hands.
Looks like someone fell asleep at the Switch.
What is the saddest animal?
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon
How many animals did the king keep on the top of his tower?
What animal can jump higher than the Empire State Building?
They all can; the Empire State Building can't jump!
Collectively speaking, which are the richest animals on the planet?
Chickens... All of them have at least one buck.
Why can't you trust animals in the Zoo?
What's the coolest animal of sub-Saharan Africa?
The hip Opotamus of course.
What’s the tallest animal known to man?
A millipede! They’re about a thousand feet
The Jungle was filled with diverse but selfish animals.
it was a vibrant egosystem.
I had a really disappointing visit to the zoo. They only had one animal, and that was only a dog.
A man walks into a zoo, there was only one animal in the zoo.
A man walks into a zoo and the only animal there is a dog.
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