S T A T S
Tier: AI
HM: 0.7 (70)
DM: 0.0 (0)
DB: 0%
AP: 0%
DR: 0%
BR: 0%
ST: 20 seconds, lives in the swamp
PT: 5 seconds
TT: 10 seconds
OT: 60 seconds, breathes water
SPEED: 90%
WS: can't walk
Boosts: 1
Has charge boost?: no
XP upon death: 2k, doesn't drop meat
Prussian carp behaviour/ability:
It would spawn in groups of two, but will not stick together. It will swim close to the bottom and eat algae and plankton. It will boost away if it sees a threat. This boost has shorter range than a normal boost. It needs 12 food pellets to refill it's boost. Once it's boost is full, it will not eat food, and will instead pass through it, until it uses it's boost, at which point it will start to eat food again. It would be passive to tiers 1-3 and would pass through them. It would be able to hide in those submerged trees on the swamp floor (don't know what they're called). There could only be a maximum of 12 prussian carps per swamp.
I think I'll be heading to Dewitt Pond. It'll be just my third time fishing so sorry for the stupid question. I'll be trying for trout but I hear Dewitt is filled with Prussian carp. I know they're invasive so you should kill them, but what do you do with them? Do you eat them? Is there a proper way to dispose of fish you haven't eaten?
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Buenosdillas
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
