My first fish of 2022!!! Typically catch Bass/Bluegill/Crappie in this pond (been fishing there for 25+ years) and I've never gotten anything like this before. Recently the water is boiling with these constantly. Is it a Prussian Carp? Caught in Northern California
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Is this a Prussian Carp? Caught In the Appalachians of North Carolina reddit.com/gallery/ocnla1
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Caught and killed, small stream rural Alberta near Rocky mountain house. (invasive species, Prussian carp)
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Hi everyone, anyone know a place can fishing the Prussian carp? Just want to taking the kids out for some fun
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Nice day at fishing (prussian carp arent that invasive in here they are good for pike bait and if they are big you can eat them)
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Flashback to my pb Prussian carp
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Prussian and Crucian Carps reddit.com/gallery/i9qedl
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Since i see only fellow Americans posting, here`s some european fish cought during storm (prussian carp cought 5 of these in 30 mins before rainstorm)
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[FW] Some winter fishing catch from a few years back, divided between 4 people for food. Perch, zander, carp, bream and prussian carp. Sorry for the gore.
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[STATS+BEHAVIOUR] Prussian carp

S T A T S

Tier: AI

HM: 0.7 (70)

DM: 0.0 (0)

DB: 0%

AP: 0%

DR: 0%

BR: 0%

ST: 20 seconds, lives in the swamp

PT: 5 seconds

TT: 10 seconds

OT: 60 seconds, breathes water

SPEED: 90%

WS: can't walk

Boosts: 1

Has charge boost?: no

XP upon death: 2k, doesn't drop meat

Prussian carp behaviour/ability:

It would spawn in groups of two, but will not stick together. It will swim close to the bottom and eat algae and plankton. It will boost away if it sees a threat. This boost has shorter range than a normal boost. It needs 12 food pellets to refill it's boost. Once it's boost is full, it will not eat food, and will instead pass through it, until it uses it's boost, at which point it will start to eat food again. It would be passive to tiers 1-3 and would pass through them. It would be able to hide in those submerged trees on the swamp floor (don't know what they're called). There could only be a maximum of 12 prussian carps per swamp.

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What do you guys do with Prussian carp?

I think I'll be heading to Dewitt Pond. It'll be just my third time fishing so sorry for the stupid question. I'll be trying for trout but I hear Dewitt is filled with Prussian carp. I know they're invasive so you should kill them, but what do you do with them? Do you eat them? Is there a proper way to dispose of fish you haven't eaten?

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Selective breeding of goldfish began at 960 AD in China. As the result, we have fancy varieties of goldfish, which initially evolved from Prussian carp gfycat.com/SmoggyForthrig…
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The Prussian Carp (Carassius gibelio) is indigenous to Asia and has become invasive to Alberta. The females interfere with native fish spawning by using their sperm to fertilize her eggs. This along with a voracious appetite that deprive native fish of food pose a threat to aquatic ecosystems.
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This might be Prussian Carp Crosbreed with Carp ??? [FW] youtu.be/ffXw-41D7jU
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Is this a prussian carp? Found in an irrigation canal east of Calgary, Alberta. imgur.com/a/3l23s
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Selective breeding of goldfish began at 960 AD in China. As the result, we have fancy varieties of goldfish, which initially evolved from Prussian carp gfycat.com/SmoggyForthrig…
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theincrediblebou
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majorpain2006
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School Was Clothed
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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Couch potato
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Baka!
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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That’s Michelle
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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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is Isn't
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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