Eggs-ercise, specifically hare-obics
I guess, he doesn't carrot at all.
Eggnostic!
Well. You don’t want to egg him on; he’s a real basket case. Hop out of there.
He's been charged with battery
Just the Rottweiler
A receding hare line
It was hoppenstance
WhatsApp doc.
Eggwhite
I woke up with the hare standing on the back of my neck.
It said they charged him with battery
24 carrot magic
A doctor is driving home one night along a lonely road when a rabbit suddenly bolted in front of his car. The doctor swerved and tried his best to stop, but it wasn't possible and the car hit the bunny.
He immediately pulled the car to the side of the road and got out to see if he could help the poor bunny. It didn't look good. He raced back to the car to retrieve his bag, but realized almost instantly that he was driving his wife's car and so his bag wouldn't be there.
He frantically rooted through the glovebox, trying to find gauze or water - anything that could be useful. He found a bottle of what he expected was water and brought it back to where the bunny was laying. With great care, he poured a cap full and let the bunny drink.
To the doctor's amazement, the rabbit sprang back to life - jumping up on his hind legs and wiggling his tail. He smiled at the doctor and waved as he began to prance back toward the woods. He hopped a couple of feet, paused, turned and waved again. Hopped another few feet, turned and waved yet again. He reached the edge of the trees and again, he turned and waved at the doctor.
Stunned, the doctor brought the bottle up to the light to see what magic potion he had discovered. Squinting his eyes, he read the label aloud, "Hair restorer with permanent wave".
He’s charged with battery
A box of Kleenex
Please don’t make fun of my re-seeding hare line.
It sorts by new.
They say he was arrested for battery.
Couldn't get a Peep out of him.
You get your hare dryer.
But it’s fine - I’ve battened down the hutches.
It’s his worst fear - hare loss.
A receding hareline
Hip-Hop
This joke keeps going and going.
Edit; Did you hear...? The energizer bunny was charged with battery.
The bunny won by a hare.
They're calling it a salt & battery.
Son: I know Mum already told me. She also said that uncle Mike is the stork.
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Great! Because even doe they're coney, I'm a rabbit fan of a really bunny jokr. Sorry if it bugs you, but they make me hoppy and I hope they multiply.
I'm all ears whenever I hare one, br'ers nothing better. If I had burrowed a buck fur every one that's cotton me to chuckle I could buy a 10 carrot ring just in case my brother Jackelopes.
Shoot, I can't remember what the joke was now...
Oh well, Lettuce leaf it there, I've got to bounce over to IHOP for lunch.
He was charged with battery
...charged with battery
He was charged with battery.
He was charged with battery.
A receding hairline
He was charged with battery.
You get your hare dryer.
You get your hare dryer.
