*wife drops phone into container with daughter’s goldfish crackers*

Oh no you dropped your phone in the fish bowl now it’s gunna be all wet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LetsAspire
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Whenever I need energy I always go for Goldfish crackers

They’re loaded with carpohydrates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blamethedog16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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One day I was driving while eating goldfish crackers

And as I was driving, I accidentally dropped a cracker into my lap. Without even thinking I said, "Darn it, I knew these were going to go straight to my thighs!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juco818
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2015
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