Whatβs the difference between a dirty bus depot and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Iβll see myself out...
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︎ Nov 13 2020
For the lobsters in the kitchen....
...the sinking of the Titanic was a 'miracle'.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Did you hear there's no more lobsters in the sea?
There's other problems too, but this is the Maine issue.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
What did the chicken say to the Lobster who refused to wear a face mask?
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︎ Aug 09 2020
What do lobsters drink in the morning?
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︎ May 11 2020
What did the clam say to the lobster when it stole his pearl?
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︎ May 14 2020
Our lobster neighbors never give us gifts during the holidays!
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Whatβs the difference between an old Greyhound terminal, and a lobster with 36DD breasts?
Oneβs a dusty bus station & the other is a busty crustacean!
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︎ Jul 24 2019
I saw a sign at a roadside stand that read, ''Lobster Tails Β£1.5" so I stopped the car, walked over and handed my money to the proprietor. He looked me in the eyes, took a deep breath and said...
"Once upon a time there was this
lobster..."
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︎ Sep 09 2019
Why doesnβt the lobster give to charity?
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︎ Nov 05 2019
Whatβs the difference between a lobster and a Mobster?
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︎ Jul 22 2019
What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
Ones a crustaecian and the other is a crushed Asian.
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︎ Jul 26 2018
"Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?"
It helps them get out of their shell.
Dad dropped this exquisite cringe as we drove by.
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︎ Dec 09 2016
Why do lobsters make the worst friends?
Because they're shellfish!
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︎ Aug 12 2018
Why didnβt the lobster and crab share their lunch with an octopus?
Because they are too shellfish.
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︎ May 29 2018
What is the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean!
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Whats the difference between an old bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus-station, the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
What's the difference between a Dirty Bus Stop and a Lobster with breast implants?
One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boob implants?
One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Oct 16 2018
Whatβs the difference between a nasty bus stop and a lobster with breasts?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Feb 14 2020
What's the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Nov 03 2019
Whatβs the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?
Oneβs a crusty bus-station, the otherβs a busty crustacean.
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︎ Nov 23 2019
What the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Aug 20 2019
Whats the diferance between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean.
π︎ 28
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︎ Oct 20 2019
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
π︎ 12
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︎ Sep 24 2019
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean
π︎ 35
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︎ Aug 03 2019
Whatβs the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ May 21 2019
What's the difference between a old London bus terminal and a lobster with 36DD breasts?
Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean
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︎ Jun 08 2019
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
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︎ Dec 07 2018
Whatβs the difference between a old bus station and a lobster with a bra on?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean π¦
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︎ May 10 2019
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.
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︎ Oct 19 2016
What the difference is between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants.
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Apr 10 2018
Whatβs the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?
Oneβs a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
What is the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Jan 14 2019
Whatβs the difference between an old transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Oct 20 2018
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean.
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︎ Jul 31 2015
Whatβs the difference between a run-down bus stop, and a lobster with cleavage?
Oneβs a crusty bus station, the otherβs a busty crustacean!
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︎ Nov 10 2018
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop & a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station
The other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Nov 19 2017
Whatβs the difference between a dirty transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Mar 30 2018
What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with big boobs?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
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︎ Aug 22 2016
Whatβs the difference between a dirty bus depot and a lobster with breast implants?
Oneβs a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ May 08 2018
Whatβs the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breasts?
Ones a crusty bus station, and the others a busty crustacean.
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︎ May 30 2018
Whatβs the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and an old bus stop?
Ones a busty crustacean, the others a crusty bus-station.
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︎ Jan 09 2018
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