What’s the difference between a dirty bus depot and a lobster with boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

I’ll see myself out...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gsned70
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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For the lobsters in the kitchen....

...the sinking of the Titanic was a 'miracle'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Did you hear there's no more lobsters in the sea?

There's other problems too, but this is the Maine issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Intrepidity87
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What did the chicken say to the Lobster who refused to wear a face mask?

You're so shellfish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mockturtle22
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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What do lobsters drink in the morning?

Clawfee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carnival_k
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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What did the clam say to the lobster when it stole his pearl?

You're so shellfish!

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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Our lobster neighbors never give us gifts during the holidays!

They’re so shellfish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b0wser_304
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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What’s the difference between an old Greyhound terminal, and a lobster with 36DD breasts?

One’s a dusty bus station & the other is a busty crustacean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lind-zayy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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I saw a sign at a roadside stand that read, ''Lobster Tails Β£1.5" so I stopped the car, walked over and handed my money to the proprietor. He looked me in the eyes, took a deep breath and said...

"Once upon a time there was this lobster..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Why doesn’t the lobster give to charity?

Because he’s shellfish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jthornborrow21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What’s the difference between a lobster and a Mobster?

One letter. Duh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisCGCToo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?

Ones a crustaecian and the other is a crushed Asian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmarSB2001
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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"Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?"

It helps them get out of their shell.

Dad dropped this exquisite cringe as we drove by.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/machoman101
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2016
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Why do lobsters make the worst friends?

Because they're shellfish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/this_is_grand
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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Why didn’t the lobster and crab share their lunch with an octopus?

Because they are too shellfish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Klunky_25
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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What is the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlatypusPajamas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?

One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nazykitten
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?

One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nazykitten
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Whats the difference between an old bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus-station, the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What's the difference between a Dirty Bus Stop and a Lobster with breast implants?

One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boob implants?

One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihasanali
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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What’s the difference between a nasty bus stop and a lobster with breasts?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitchinatr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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What's the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rfdyl12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?

One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bathroomword
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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What the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BornChris
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Whats the diferance between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abernackle610
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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What's the difference between a old London bus terminal and a lobster with 36DD breasts?

Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLAZEtms
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zucc_the_lizard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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What’s the difference between a old bus station and a lobster with a bra on?

Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean 🦞

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gatexcreeper
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abbyrick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2016
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What the difference is between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants.

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TabCompletion
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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What’s the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?

One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TarantulaPets
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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What is the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclerudy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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What’s the difference between an old transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Teraghor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/truth_artist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2015
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What’s the difference between a run-down bus stop, and a lobster with cleavage?

One’s a crusty bus station, the other’s a busty crustacean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlorrieGirl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop & a lobster with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station The other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dargonite
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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What’s the difference between a dirty transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TinyDinoHugs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with big boobs?

Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KroyMortlach
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2016
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus depot and a lobster with breast implants?

One’s a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RTB779500
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breasts?

Ones a crusty bus station, and the others a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmstealth
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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What’s the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and an old bus stop?

Ones a busty crustacean, the others a crusty bus-station.

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