Efthymis Filippou Puns

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

BamBOO!

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Summary/Synopsis: In the near future single people, according to the rules of The City, are arrested and transferred to The Hotel. There they are obliged to find a matching mate in 45 days. If they fail, they are transformed into an animal of their choosing and released into The Woods. A desperate Man escapes from The Hotel to The Woods where The Loners live and falls in love, although it is against their rules.

Director: Yorgos Lanthimos

Writer(s): Efthymis Filippou, Yorgos Lanthimos

Cast:

• Colin Farrell as David
• Rachel Weisz as Short Sighted Woman
• Jessica Barden as Nosebleed Woman
• Olivia Colman as Hotel Manager
• Ashley Jensen as Biscuit Woman
• Ariane Labed as the Maid
• Angeliki Papoulia as Heartless Woman
• John C. Reilly as Lisping Man
• Léa Seydoux as Loner Leader
• Michael Smiley as Loner Swimmer
• Ben Whishaw as The Limping Man
• Roger Ashton-Griffiths as Doctor
• Ewen MacIntosh as Hotel Guard

Rotten tomatoes score: 92%

Metacritic score: 82/100

Is there an after credits scene?: No

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Released Oct. 20, 2017. Runtime: 121 minutes.

• Synopsis
  • When the behavior of a teenage boy he has taken under his wing turns sinister, a charismatic surgeon is forced to make an unthinkable sacrifice.
• Cast
  • Colin Farrell as Steven Murphy
  • Nicole Kidman as Anna Murphy
  • Barry Keoghan as Martin
  • Raffey Cassidy as Kim Murphy
  • Sunny Suljic as Bob Murphy
  • Alicia Silverstone as Martin's mother
  • Bill Camp as Matthew
• Crew
  • Yorgos Lanthimos (director, co-writer)
  • Efthymis Filippou (co-writer)
  • Thimios Bakatakis (cinematographer)
  • Yorgos Mavropsaridis (editor)
• Where to Watch
  • Netflix
  • Kanopy (check if your university or library gives you access!)
  • Rent on Amazon Prime, iTunes, etc.

Feel free to use the comment thread below for discussion, and/or join our Discord server. As always, BEWARE SPOILERS!

NEXT WEEK: Lady Bird dir. Greta Gerwig

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

I won't be doing that today!

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Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It was about a weak back.

You take away their little brooms

Best Original Screenplay

• Hell or High Water, written by Taylor Sheridan

• La La Land, written by Damien Chazelle

• The Lobster, written by Yorgos Lanthimos & Efthimis Filippou

• Manchester by the Sea, written by Kenneth Lonergan

• 20th Century Women, written by Mike Mills

Best Adapted Screenplay

• Arrival, screenplay by Eric Heisserer, based on the short story Story of Your Life by Ted Chiang

• Fences, screenplay by August Wilson, based on his play

• Hidden Figures, screenplay by Allison Schroeder and Theodore Melfi based on the book by Margot Shetterly

• Lion, screenplay by Luke Davies, based on the book A Long Way Home by Saroo Brierley

• Moonlight, screenplay by Barry Jenkins, based on the play In Moonlight Black Boys Look Blue by Tarell Alvin McCraney

Stolen from No Film School, here and here.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)